Patrick: (walks up to front desk) I'll like a Krabby Patty, please
Squidward: This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service.
Patrick: Okay, one Krabby Patty and one room with cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty too?
Squidward: Patrick, you only live four hundred yards away. Why do you want to check into a hotel?
Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all. (rings bell) Wow! This hotel has everything.
Squidward: (grabs the bell away) Give me that! Now sign the register. (he pushes the sign in book towards Patrick)
Patrick: I didn't know there would be a test! (starts crying) I didn't study!
Squidward: Patrick! All you have to do is write your name.
Patrick: Oh, okay. (grabs the sign in book and starts writing; looks at Squidward) Do you mind?! (continues writing) Don't look! Done! (then shows Squidward the book, which has a picture of a giant starfish that is surrounded by airplanes)
Squidward: Close enough.