SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 2 Episode 11

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Nov 27, 2000 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Spongebob: A fan Letter?
      In Spongebob's head: You were right Spongebob, those jokes are funny. Come on over to the Treedome tommorow and celebrate. Sandy
      Spongebob: You did it Spongebob. You get to keep your career and your friends.
      The Next Day, spongebob goes to the Treedome
      Spongebob: Ahh. I'm glad that Sandy can finally see the genius of my comedy.
      Spongebob: Good morning, Sandy. (Lookes at sandy, awestruck)
      Sandy: Well, hooowday!
      Spongebob: Sandy, are you...feeling alright?
      Sandy: I'm just bein' my o-naturally squirrley self (licks teeth)
      Spongebob: (nervously laughs)
      Sandy: Well Come on in! Y'all must be tired from tellin' them funny jokes all the time! Why don't you take a load off! (Pushes Spongebob on log with glue)
      Spongebob: Uh, Sandy, I think there's somthing wrong with this seat!
      Sandy: Naw, I just done puttin glue on it so ya wouldn't fall off. (Gasps) Are them flowers for me? You even done brought me a vase! (Takes water helmet off Spongebob)
      Spongebob:Uh, Sandy, that-that's not a-
      Sandy: Ain't that purdy?
      Spongebob: (beginning to dry out, voise raspy and cracking) Sandy, I need wa- (tries to get Sandy's attention)
      Sandy: Oh, that's right! You's a sea critter! Now what was that thing sea critters need? Um, Uh let's see, sea critters need, uhh...
      Spongebob: Wa-(mouth gets closed by Sandy)
      Sandy: No wait! Don't tell me. I know this one!
      Spongebob: Waaa-
      Sandy: A Waalet? A watch? Waffles?
      Spongebob (hoarsley) Sandy! Water!