SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 2 Episode 11

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes

Aired Weekdays 5:00 PM Nov 27, 2000 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Spongebob: Goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Patrick, drop the wallet. (Patrick drops a wallet) Now, what do you do?
      Manray: (Holding the wallet) Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
      Patrick: Doesn't look familiar.
      Manray: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
      Patrick: Nope, it's not mine.
      Manray: It isn't? I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
      Patrick: Return what to who?
      Manray: (Slaps his face, then takes out ID) Aren't you Patrick Star?
      Patrick: Yep.
      Manray: And this is your ID?
      Patrick: Yep.
      Manray: I found this ID in this wallet, and if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
      Patrick: Makes sense to me.
      Manray: Then take it.
      Patrick: It's not my wallet.