Real Estate Agent: Could you tell me the good things about the house?
SpongeBob: (As Squidward) Hmmmm... good... Opposite Day.... why, sure! The walls creak, the roofs leak, and there's a terrible draft.
Real Estate Agent: Okay...
SpongeBob: (As Squidward) Please, let me finish. The winters are brutal, the summers are hard... and there's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard!