SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 4

Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School

3
Aired Weekdays 5:00 PM Aug 07, 1999 on Nickelodeon

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  • Trivia

    • In "Naughty Nautical Neighbors," when Patrick goes to his house and slams the rock down on himself and pops back up like an accordion, a hinge is seen on the back of the rock. When Squidward is choking and Patrick comments, the hinge is missing.

    • The "my leg guy" says "my leg" 3 times in "Boating School."

    • When SpongeBob and Patrick are bubble communicating, there's two trash cans by Patrick's house, but when Patrick sees Squidward choking they aren't there.

    • Gary's shell is smaller than usual.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, while SpongeBob sings about Squidward, he sings "And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend-stealer!", but the captions sing "And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend, Squidward!".

    • In "Help Wanted/Reef Blowers/Tea at the Treedome," it says SpongeBob is 19, so how could he have failed his driver's test almost 40 times?

    • In Boating School, according to SpongeBob, he has a bicycle, but it only has one wheel, wouldn't it be considered a unicycle?

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, why doesn't SpongeBob go see his other friend, like Sandy?

    • In Home Sweet Pineapple, this episode made its first DVD debut on the SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete First Season DVD box set and its second DVD debut on the Home Sweet Pineapple DVD. The first DVD volume of 2005 was the first DVD volume to show the opening theme two times, probably because of three bonus episodes. The opening theme is shown the second time as soon as the DVD's last non-bonus episode, Sandy's Rocket, finishes.

    • This is Mrs. Puffs debut episode.

    • After Spongebob and Patrick destroy Squidward's house, the door crumbles. Later, we see Squidward closing the same door, which is now in perfect condition.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, when Squidward comes outside, his windows are gone.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, since when did SpongeBob's house have a garage? Didn't he have a garage in Reef Blower?

    • In Boating School, when SpongeBob bumps into the lighthouse thing, it falls down onto the ground. SpongeBob's next driving test shows that it has righted itself.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, SpongeBob had his underwear on (or whatever that red thing was) in one shot, but one second later he had his pants back on, even though he ripped them off.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, you see SpongeBob whistle-blowing a message. Then when the bubble pops, you hear his response. But then here's a catch: you hear SpongeBob's whistle-blow response when the bubble is being inflated. When the bubble pops, the same response can't be heard from the popped bubble. This happened two times in this episode, when Sponge and Pat were bubble-communicating.

    • In Boating School, look at Ben's (the fish who passed his boating exam) shirt. First, there is a dark blue outline around it, then in another shot, the outline is gone.

    • In Boating School, when Patrick asks if SpongeBob has his lucky underwear on, he does, and in the next shot, he has his pants on.

    • In Naughty Nautical Neighbors, when Squidward comes back with more soda, he gets his keys out to open the door. There's a loud rumble and he drops his keys. He then opens his door without putting his key into the knob.

  • Quotes

    • SpongeBob: Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!

    • SpongeBob: Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile!

    • SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.
      Fred Rechid: My leg!

    • Mrs. Puff: Cheat that way!

    • Mrs. Puff: The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel!

    • Mrs. Puff: No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat!

    • Mrs. Puff: You've...you've let go of the wheel.

    • SpongeBob: I'm cheating. Mrs. Puff!

    • Patrick: Haha! Cheating! Haha! Haha!

    • Mrs. Puff: There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen.

    • Mrs. Puff: Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.

    • Mrs. Puff: Oh gracious. Oh gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.

    • Mrs. Puff: Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn.

    • Patrick: Ok, you're coming to your first turn.

    • Patrick: Freeze, mister! Big toe.

    • Patrick: Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!Testing! Ah! Test. Do you read?!

    • SpongeBob: Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?

    • SpongeBob: Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers.

    • Patrick: Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you.

    • Patrick: Patrick SquarePants!

    • Patrick: (On walkie-talkie) SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.

    • SpongeBob: I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.

    • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.

    • SpongeBob: 1924?

    • SpongeBob: Starboard. Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924.

    • Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
      SpongeBob: Stern.

    • Mrs. Puff: Ok, #1: What is the front of the boat?
      SpongeBob: The bow.

    • SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

    • SpongeBob: Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!

    • Squidward: Ready to move?

    • SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!
      Squidward: What?
      SpongeBob: I'm ready!

    • SpongeBob: This is it, Gary!

    • SpongeBob: Psst, I think he's jealous.
      Patrick: How pathetic.

    • Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.

    • Patrick: SQUIDWARD!
      Squidward: Patrick! Your glass is full.
      Patrick: Oh, yeah.

    • SpongeBob & Patrick: I AM your best friend!

    • SpongeBob: I'd much rather dine with you than that lousy... Sees Patrick. Say, what gives? I'm not sitting near that maniac!

    • Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning.

    • Squidward: Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!

    • SpongeBob: Oh, ho, ho, so this is what I find, huh? My best friend and my ex-best friend and…rubber bath toys!

    • Squidward: (Patrick is in his bathtub) Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on!

    • Patrick: Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya.

    • Squidward: Yeck! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself.

    • SpongeBob: So, uhh, I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!

    • SpongeBob: And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, filthy rotten friend stealer!

    • SpongeBob: I've been playing bassinet for years!

    • SpongeBob: So dumb Patrick fell asleep on ya, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!

    • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidy old pal. That's what friends are for.

    • Squidward: Oh! I'm ruined! I'm...I'm...I'm...I-I feel great! Thanks, SpongeBob! You're a real friend!
      SpongeBob: Friend!

    • Squidward: My back! I threw out my back!

    • SpongeBob: Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! (Draws faces on fingers) The gang's all here.

    • Squidward: Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.
      Patrick: Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah!

    • Patrick: Clarinet? I love music!

    • Patrick: So what're we gonna do tonight, best friend?

    • Patrick: (Grabs fork out of Squidward) I win!

    • Patrick: Uh...uh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well.

    • Patrick: Wow, Squidward, you're choking!

    • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me, 'cause I never wanna see you again anyway.

    • Patrick: Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
      SpongeBob: What?
      Patrick: You are!

    • Patrick: And that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!

    • Squidward's Bubble: If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

    • Squidward's Bubble: SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name.

    • Patrick's Bubble: Yeah? Well, I think you're ugly. Yellow is ugly.

    • Squidward's Bubble: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.

    • SpongeBob: Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.

    • Patrick: What's pink and square at the same time?
      SpongeBob: I dont know, Patrick.
      Patrick: Patrick SquarePants!

    • Patrick: You're a turkey!
      SpongeBob: What's that?
      Patrick: It's what you are!

    • Mrs. Puff: (deep voice) Oh, SpongeBob, why?
      SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.
      Fred: My leg!
      SpongeBob: Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.
      Mrs. Puff: It's okay, SpongeBob, you didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away. (EMTs shove Mrs. Puff into the ambulance)

    • SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!
      Mrs. Puff: The wheel, SpongeBob. The wheel...
      SpongeBob: Cheating...I'm a cheater. Cheater...
      Mrs. Puff: No, no, no. It's quite alright, you can cheat.
      SpongeBob: No...I'm cheating!
      Mrs. Puff: At least, SpongeBob...
      SpongeBob: Cheating.
      Mrs. Puff: Cheat that way!
      SpongeBob: I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
      Mrs. Puff: It's ok to cheat today!

    • SpongeBob: I think I am cheating!
      Mrs. Puff: You've... you've let go of the wheel.
      SpongeBob: I do have an antenna under my hat. (shows antennae under hat) There is a guy giving me all the answers. It's all true! (crying) I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!

    • SpongeBob: I'm cheating. Mrs. Puff!
      Mrs. Puff: Yes, my star pupil?
      SpongeBob: I think I'm cheating.
      Mrs. Puff: What's that, dear?

    • Mrs. Puff: Put it in drive. Then what?
      SpongeBob: (lifts leg up) Floor it?
      Mrs. Puff: No! Ahh! No-o-o.
      Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Freeze, mister! (SpongeBob stops) Big toe. (SpongeBob's big toe pops out of his shoe and gently pushes the accelerator down)

    • Mrs. Puff: Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?
      SpongeBob: 1924?
      Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) No, no, put it in drive.
      SpongeBob: Put it in drive?
      Mrs. Puff: Yes, yes, yes!

    • SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!
      Mrs. Puff: Whoa-ho! Huh? What?
      SpongeBob: It's OK, it's only the boat.
      Mrs. Puff: The boat? You started the boat?

    • SpongeBob: Here you go, ma'am. (Mrs. Puff throws apple in her mouth and swallows)
      Mrs. Puff: Let's get this over with. (takes a deep breath) What's the first thing you do? (puts hands and arms over head for protection)
      SpongeBob: Uhh...

    • Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) Got your apple ready? (SpongeBob shows an apple) Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on. (Patrick focuses in on the underwear with the telescope to reveal the word 'lucky' on the top of it) Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license.

    • Patrick: Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you. (takes SpongeBob's walkie-talkie)
      SpongeBob: How are we going to do that? (Patrick puts a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's head with the antenna coming out of the top)
      Patrick: Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?
      SpongeBob Hey! I can hear you in my head!

    • Patrick: What's the problem?
      SpongeBob: I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...
      Gary: Meow.
      SpongeBob: ...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers... (Patrick's square pants rip off) ...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.

    • SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.
      Patrick: Get out of bed.
      SpongeBob: (gets out of bed) Okay, now what, Patrick?
      Patrick: Go to your closet for a surprise.

    • SpongeBob: No, Gary, I'm not walking.
      Patrick: (over walkie-talkie in SpongeBob's bed) SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.
      SpongeBob: (through walkie-talkie) What is it, Patrick?
      Patrick: (through walkie-talkie) I got a surprise for you.

    • Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. (looks ahead to the track that gets longer and longer) Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?
      SpongeBob: 1924?
      Mrs. Puff: No, no. First thing is to start the boat. (Mrs. Puff turns the engine on and SpongeBob goes crazy) SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.

    • SpongeBob: Oh, in this boat right here? (looks at his watch) Is it time already?
      Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob.
      SpongeBob: Oh yeah, absolutely. (gets in)

    • Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay, #1: What is the front of the boat?
      SpongeBob: The bow. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer)
      Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
      SpongeBob: Stern. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answer)
      Mrs. Puff: #3: Right is…
      SpongeBob: Starboard. Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924. (Mrs. Puff writes down his answers)

    • SpongeBob:: Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!
      Mrs. Puff: (with clipboard and pen in hand) We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...
      SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

    • SpongeBob: Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! (jumps around the boardwalk)
      Mrs. Puff: (sighs) I'm not ready. (opens the door)

    • SpongeBob: (SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off) This is it, Gary!
      Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob's bed bounce up and flings SpongeBob at the calendar where he lands on March 3rd with the words 'boating exam today!' on it then drops to the floor) The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable!

    • Squidward: (takes out a bottle of soda) Well, how about some soda, guys? (SpongeBob shows him his glass)
      SpongeBob: Yes, please! (Squidward gives him some soda) Thanks, friend. (flicks Squidward's nose)
      Patrick: How about some for your best friend? (SpongeBob gets the soda instead of Patrick)
      SpongeBob: Thanks, best friend! (drinks)

    • Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning. (shuts door)
      SpongeBob: I'd much rather dine with you than that lousy... (gasps when he sees Patrick) Say, what gives? I'm not sitting near that maniac!
      Patrick: Me neither! This was a setup!

    • SpongeBob & Patrick: Squidward?!
      SpongeBob: Buddy?!
      Patrick: Squidward?!
      SpongeBob: Where'd ya go, friend?
      Patrick: Where are ya, ol' buddy?

    • SpongeBob: Umm, I can fix this. (Squidward is steaming red and throws SpongeBob out) So, uhh, I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!
      Squidward: Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself. (opens up the curtain and screams after he sees Patrick in his tub)
      Patrick: Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya. (shows him a brush and soap)

    • SpongeBob: Hang on! I'll save you! (SpongeBob rips off his suit revealing a speedo underneath. Squidward tries to get to his door)
      Squidward: No, no! Get away from me! No, no! (SpongeBob jumps off a diving board)
      SpongeBob: Hold on!
      Squidward: No, no! Get away! (screaming as SpongeBob dives into his back cracking it back into place)

    • SpongeBob: Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat! (holds up three fingers) Uhh... (draws faces on each finger) The gangs all here... (starts to cry as we see Squidward dragging Patrick, still asleep, outside. Squidward breaks his back after dragging Patrick a few feet)
      Squidward: My back! I threw out my back! (SpongeBob notices)
      SpongeBob: Oh, boy, now's my chance! (jumps out the window)
      Squidward: SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!

    • SpongeBob: Ahh, who needs them? They're no fun anyway, right, Gary? Gary? (knocks on his shell)

    • Squidward: Yeah, Patrick, we're friends. (steps back) Just friends. (both notice SpongeBob in his window gazing down with a blank stare)
      Patrick: So what're we gonna do tonight, best friend? (walks with Squidward over to the Easter island head)
      Squidward: Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.
      Patrick: Clarinet? I love music!

    • Squidward: Wow! Patrick, you saved me!
      Patrick: I did?
      Squidward: Yup! You're a real lifesaver, friend! (shakes Patrick's hands)
      Patrick: Friend? (holds Squidward) Friend...

    • SpongeBob Bubble: Hi, Patrick. (Patrick giggles as he whispers into a bubble and sends it over to SpongeBob where it pops)
      Patrick Bubble: Hi, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob giggles as Squidward gets irritated and makes a bubble of his own from the liquid of his soufflé. SpongeBob whispers into another bubble)
      SpongeBob: (whispering into bubble) Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood. (bubble floats over but is interrupted when Squidward whispers into his "bubble". Squidward's bubble pops SpongeBob's bubble by kicking it. Squidward's bubble floats over to Patrick and pops)

    • SpongeBob: I'll try harder next semester.
      Mrs. Puff: Uhhhhhhhh!

    • SpongeBob: Guess what, Squidward?
      Patrick: Me and SpongeBob are friends again!
      Squidward: Great, go be friends somewhere else!
      SpongeBob: Don't you want us to help you clean up a little?
      Squidward: No! Out!
      SpongeBob: (whispering to Patrick) I think he's jealous.
      Patrick: How pathetic.

    • Patrick: I know what to do, but I should really wash my hands first. Oh, well!

    • Squidward: Oww! My back!

    • Squidward: You play.
      SpongeBob: Are you kidding? I've been playing basinet for years.

    • Mrs. Puff: You passed the oral test, what a surprise.

    • SpongeBob: Floor it!
      Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't floor it.
      SpongeBob: Floor it!
      Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't floor it.
      SpongeBob: Okay, floor it!

    • Mrs. Puff: What's the first thing you do?
      SpongeBob: 1924?

    • Squidward: This can't be happening. I need a plan to get those two back together and outta' my hair!

    • Squidward: Thanks, SpongeBob; you're a real friend!
      SpongeBob: FFRRIIEEENNNDDD...
      Squidward: Uh, oh-noo.

    • Squidward: Wow, Squidward, this is the best souffle you've ever created; congratulations, chef!

    • Squidward: (as Spongebob in bubble) Hey, Patrick, I hear there was a job opening down at the pet shop, as some newspaper!

    • SpongeBob: I've already failed my driving test 37
      Gary: Meow
      SpongeBob: 38 times!

    • Spongebob: Won't I look silly with a big antennae coming out of my head?
      (Patrick puts a hat on top of his head to cover the antennae)

    • Patrick: Pat to Sponge. Pat to Sponge. Testing. Testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing. TESTING! AHHH! TEST, TE -- DO YOU READ?
      SpongeBob: Sponge to Pat, I hear you loud and clear.

    • SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward!
      Squidward: What?
      SpongeBob: I'm ready, Squidward!
      Squidward: Ready to move?
      SpongeBob: No, ready to pass my boating exam!

    • Mrs. Puff: (To SpongeBob) What's your secret? A little radio in your head?
      (Both laugh)
      Mrs. Puff: And under that hat is some kind of an antenna?
      (Both laugh)
      Mrs. Puff: And some guy miles away from you is giving you all the answers?
      (Both laugh hysterically)
      Mrs. Puff: Ohoho, oh, yes. But that would be cheating.
      Patrick: (On walky talky) Haha, Cheating! (Laughs)

    • Patrick: Yay! E minor! All right!

    • Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
      Squidward: Patrick, your glass is full.
      Patrick: Oh yeah.

    • Patrick: Oh yeah? Well that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
      SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well, so are you?
      Patrick: Well, you're a turkey!
      SpongeBob: What's that?
      Patrick: It's what you are!
      SpongeBob: Well, you're a bigger one!
      Patrick: Well, you're still yellow... and you know what else is yellow?
      SpongeBob: What?
      Patrick: You are!

    • Fred: Woohoo!! Yeeaaaah! (To SpongeBob) Hey, I just got my license!
      SpongeBob: Hey, I'm gettin' mine next!
      Fred: Hey, I doubt it.

    • (SpongeBob sings about Squidward)
      SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world (plays cello), Squidward is my best friend in the sea (cello stick hits Squidward's painting), Squidward...
      Patrick: ... Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
      SpongeBob: And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten, friend stealer (while singing, he destroys the cello and stops singing) I can fix it.
      (Squidward looks angry and throws SpongeBob outside)
      Squidward: Out!
      SpongeBob: (To Squidward) See you tomorrow Squidward! Or call me.

    • SpongeBob: (Crying) I'm a cheater! Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

    • Patrick: Oh, here comes Mrs. Puff. Act natural.
      (SpongeBob bends down and acts like a cow while eating seaweed)
      Patrick: NO! Get in the boat.

    • Patrick: Listen carefully, SpongeBob, what's pink and square at the same time?
      SpongeBob:I don't know, Patrick.
      Patrick: Patrick Squarepants!!
      SpongeBob: Pat, don't do that.

    • Squidward: (message in a bubble, imitating Patrick) SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name. If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

    • Squidward: (about SpongeBob & Patrick, after they destroy his house) What a surprise. I've invited them in and I left them alone. Well Squidward, what have we learned today? (the doorway to Squidward's house crumbles)

    • Squidward: (Message in a bubble with Squidward imitating SpongeBob) Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot that has ever been my misfortune to know.
      Patrick: (Message in a bubble) Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
      SpongeBob: (Message in a bubble) Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that!
      Patrick: (Message in a bubble) Well, I think you're ugly. Yellow is ugly. (Blows two raspberries)

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