SpongeBob SquarePants Season 6 Episode 13

Squidward: I thought I told that kid not to put the organic sea cucumber on top of the free range anemones.

Narrator: 48 hours later. (Patrick's house is really clean, and he is still cleaning)

Squidward: What are you doing with my cheese?

Mr. Krabs: Ata boy! Now for the moment of truth!

Patrick: It's rotten garbage now. (throws it in the garbage, then blasts it with a gun) That's better.

Squidward: What's wrong with the pin head?
(Patrick smells something, and screams)

SpongeBob: Patrick, help!
Patrick: (throws the weight off him) Oh, I'll help you, all right! Help stop you polluting our world with your sweaty holes. (plugs up SpongeBob's holes with corks) There.

Squidward: Where do you think you're going?

Surgeon: Well, what do you think?

Sandy: Let's hogtie him and run him out of town on a rail.

SpongeBob: I can't work at the Krusty Krab looking like this. I'm out of uniform.

SpongeBob: What about Patrick, does he have to find his own flowers, too? (Patrick pops up from the flowers, and they die)
Squidward: What are you taking about, nitwit? He doesn't even have a nose.

Harold: Well, I guess I won't be eating those.

Patrick: Take a bath, fleabag!

Sandy: Hiya, Pat.
(Patrick sprays Sandy with the air freshener. Sandy screams, then coughs)

SpongeBob: 1, 2, 3, 4. (has trouble lifting the weight again) Come on, SquarePants, be a man! (lifts it up)

SpongeBob: It's the new nose that has betrayed us. My grandma SquarePants always says, punish the nose, not the man. But we're going to need something foul, something beyond foul, a stench that will blow the socks off his infested socks! (cuts to them pushing a giant stinky ball toward Patrick's house, in air suits, so they won't smell it) Okay, this should be stinky enough. I've gathered every sweaty sock, moldy pizza, and rotten piece of fruit in Bikini Bottom. With a little raw sewage for good measure.

Patrick: You are sick, Squidward! (smells another bad smell) There's that smell again. (looks out the window, and we see SpongeBob working out)

Doctor: I will not stop, I will not rest, I will not cut a single toenail until the customer is one hundred percent satisfied! So please, browse our extensive wall of noses! And I will patiently await your final decision.
Patrick: Uhh... let's see.
Doctor: Excellent choice!

Squidward: At least that pink moron will leave us alone.
Patrick: (with big ears) I heard that!

Patrick: Allow me to carefully remove the bandages. (uses some objects to remove the bandages to reveal his nose)