SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 5

Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple

4
Aired Weekdays 5:00 PM Aug 14, 1999 on Nickelodeon
9.0
out of 10
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Pizza Delivery:
SpongeBob and Squidward are given orders to deliver a pizza, but the two have a heck of a hard time trying to get the pizza to its destination and before you know it they are in the middle of nowhere. SpongeBob must use his pioneer skills to find the way back to Bikini Bottom.
Home Sweet Pineapple:
Nematodes destroy SpongeBob's pineapple house. After a failed attempt to rebuild it, SpongeBob decides that maybe he should just move back in with his parents.moreless

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SUBMIT REVIEW
  • Same as everyone else

    10
    Another good old episode.
  • Both episodes were memorable.

    10
    Pizza Delivery: The Krusty Krab decides to sell pizza and SpongeBob and Squidward have to deliver it before going home. Spongebob messes up and now they have to deliver the pizza by foot. Then Squidward gets hungry and wants to eat the pizza, but SpongeBob won't let him. My favorite part of that episode was the Krusty Krab Pizza song. Very funny episode. 10/10



    Home Sweet Pineapple: After the Nematodes destroy SpongeBob's house by drinking out of it SpongeBob tries to move in with his parents, but Patrick doesn't want him to, so Patrick keeps trying to get SpongeBob to stay. My favorite parts of that episode was the building montage and the "SPIDERS!" scene. Another great episode that is just as good as Pizza Delivery. 10/10moreless
  • 5th episode and my #1 favorite

    10
    Pizza Delivery: The Krusty Krab now sells pizza to it's very first customer far far away so they have to take these routes to deliver the pizza but then Squidward was mad at Spongebob because he thinks he's giving him wrong directions and he's hungry so he tricks Spongebob to eats the pizza so he can survive but then Spongebob found a rock that belong to the pioneers so he drove the rock to the customers house and gives them the pizza but then Spongebob's a wimp because he cannot give the pizza to the customer so Squidward helps him by being mad to the customer so they can get back to the Krusty Krab.



    Home Sweet Pineapple: Nematodes ate Spongebob's Pineapple and now Spongebob finds this pebble but then he was forced to live with his mom and dad so he buries this pebble then his teardrop feeds this pebble and now his house is back.moreless
  • Classic episodes.

    10
    Pizza Delivery:

    Who doesn't love this episode? It may be in the Top 10 Spongebob episodes ever. The parts that I loved were Mr. Krabs turning the Krabby Patty into a pizza, "Backing up!", the pioneers, Spongebob in the road and Squidward playing the spoon, Spongebob on the boulder, running over Squidward. The Krusty Krab pizza song, "Who cares about the customer?" "*gasp* Squidward!" *wind stops*, and Squidward throwing the pizza at the customer. Great episode! An all-time classic!

    A+



    Home Sweet Pineapple:

    Another great episode! The part I loved were "Dang nematoads!", Fred driving an invisible car, "Gary! We're huge!", "SPIDERS!", Patrick and Spongebob fighting over the rock, Spongebob sleeping with Squidward, the ending, and Squidward getting covered by Spongebob's house. :p

    A+moreless
  • thank you

    9.5
    i think that this episode defined what sponebob really is... well WAS. this episode was about a simple task. delivering a pizza to a customer. it is entertaining charming and a very memorable episode. 10!
Clancy Brown

Clancy Brown

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs

Bill Fagerbakke

Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick Star

Sirena Irwin

Sirena Irwin

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Tom Kenny

Tom Kenny

SpongeBob SquarePants/Gary/Mr. SquarePants/Narrator/Various Others

Mr. Lawrence

Mr. Lawrence

Plankton/Larry the Lobster/Other Voices

Rodger Bumpass

Rodger Bumpass

Squidward Tentacles

Sirena Irwin

Sirena Irwin

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Tom Kenny

Tom Kenny

SpongeBob's Dad/Fred/Nematoad

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Mr. Lawrence

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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  • TRIVIA (23)

    • Why did SpongeBob's father say there was dinner waiting? He was either referring to lunch as dinner, or that SpongeBob's parents live so far away that when they get to their home, they'll have dinner immediately. The latter can be the case because, when SpongeBob and his parents were about to leave, he said goodbye to Bikini Bottom.

    • In reality, spiders don't live or survive underwater, they float.

    • When Squidward wakes up and gets dressed in Home Sweet Pineapple," a sock and a pair of underpants fly out of the room he went into to get dressed. Why? Squidward doesn't wear socks or underpants.

    • When SpongeBob is in his parents' car, he says "Good-bye Bikini Bottom!" This indicates that SpongeBob's parents don't live in Bikini Bottom.

    • SpongeBob said there was nothing left but a pebble, yet he is shown with some bags when his parents pick him up.

    • SpongeBob and Patrick were building SpongeBob a new house with wood and things. When they are done, the house shattered as if it was made of glass.

    • We learn Patrick Star has nightmares about spiders. It's so bad, he grabbed his house and kept hitting SpongeBob because he thought he was a spider.

    • In "Home Sweet Pineapple", on the day that SpongeBob is supposed to be moving in with his parents, a clam can be heard cockle doodle doo-ing, and Squidward is seen getting out of bed and changing out of his PJ's, indicating that it is morning. However, when SpongeBob's parents pull up to take him away, his Dad says, "Hurry hurry, son. Your mom has dinner waiting." How can they have dinner waiting, when it's morning?

    • SpongeBob watered the seed with his tears, although they are under water, so it didn't need to be watered.

    • In "Home Sweet Pineapple", ignoring how unnaturally fast the seed grows into a pineapple, and the fact that it's large for a pineapple--where did the furniture come from?
      The "pineapple" falls from the vine, and when SpongeBob enters, there is already furniture in it.

    • Mr. Krabs turned a bunch of Krabby Patties into pizza. Somehow, he turned the buns into crust, mashed the tomatoes into sauce, shredded the cheese, and cut the patties into pepperoni.

    • When SpongeBob drives the rock, and when Squidward gets crushed by the rock when he is laying down, right before he gets up, his eyes are green.

    • When SpongeBob is trying to shift into reverse, the Korean words for "go forward" and "go backward" appear in SpongeBob's illusion as he starts to hesitate.

    • Over the course of the show we see Patrick's house change a lot. At times, it is only ground underneath, other times it has depth, but only half Patrick's height, and also the height of a normal room (8-9 ft.). We also see the furniture change. In some episodes, the furniture is completely made of sand, other times there is a couch and TV, and yet other times there is a bare room with a bed. The structure also changes. At times it is a small one-room house, also it is sometimes a big one-room house, and rarely it has 2-3 separate rooms. In this episode, it was bare ground with no depth.

    • SpongeBob is terrible at driving a boat, but when he was driving the rock, he did it perfectly, he even had his eyes closed. This could possibly have something to do with the Season 4 episode "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired," in which SpongeBob is able to drive a boat very well with a blindfold on.

    • When Patrick and SpongeBob are going to sleep at Patrick's house, Patrick flips his rock/house over onto them. When they are saying goodnight to each other, Gary is suddenly on top of the rock. Later, Patrick starts to beat SpongeBob with the rock, and Gary is no longer on top of the rock. When SpongeBob runs away from Patrick, you can see the rock in the background and Gary is still on it, and again when Patrick hits SpongeBob with the rock. But when SpongeBob goes to Squidward's house, he has Gary with him.

    • Spongebob sang The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me in several tones.

    • This is the first and last time we ever see the Krusty Krab with a parking lot.

    • When SpongeBob "tear-watered" the pebble, it grew from a different place then where it was put down. It also grew extremely fast.

    • In "Home Sweet Pineapple," when SpongeBob lives with Patrick, Patrick just lays under the rock, it has no depth under it. But in many other episodes, especially the one with Patrick's parents, it shows Patrick's house is deep and has enough space to keep things.

    • In the beginning of "Pizza Delivery," Squidward said it was after closing. But if you you look closely, there's a sign that said "Open."

    • When SpongeBob is planting the seed, he has a hat on, but when they show his face and he starts to cry, he doesn't have it on anymore. Then, when they pull it off of him he has it back on again.

    • In the beginning of "Home Sweet Pineapple," Patrick comes out of his house and falls into a TV and a couch. When him and SpongeBob room in, there's nothing but ground.

  • QUOTES (128)

    • SpongeBob: Aww, Squidward, isn't this great? I'm back forever!
      Squidward: (Muffled) Forever?

    • Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob! Hi, honey, we're here!

    • SpongeBob: Yeah, I like sleepovers.

    • SpongeBob: My house is back!

    • Squidward: SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving!

    • SpongeBob: Good-bye, Patrick. Good-bye, Bikini Bottom.

    • Squidward: Good-bye, SpongeBob, good-bye. Bye-bye-bye. (Dancing)

    • SpongeBob: I cannot hold onto you any longer, little pebble.

    • Squidward: Hello, Mrs. SquarePants! Let me help you with these bags.

    • Mr. SquarePants: Come on, SpongeBob, hurry hurry, son, your mother has dinner waiting.

    • Squidward: Don't try to cheer me up, SpongeBob. Please.

    • SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I'll come visit you.

    • Squidward: I do not want to miss this. The day SpongeBob moves! I can't believe it's really happening.

    • Squidward: T-t-t-today's the big day, Squidward! Don't wanna be late!

    • SpongeBob: Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here.

    • SpongeBob: While you're at it, could you get me a glass of water?

    • SpongeBob: Squidward, could you scoot over a little?

    • SpongeBob: Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two?

    • SpongeBob: No, Patrick, no, Patrick, no, Patrick, no, Patrick!

    • Patrick: Spiders! Spiders! Spiders!

    • SpongeBob: Good night, rockmate.

    • Patrick: Yeah! We'll be rockmates!

    • Patrick: Well, you can't move back in with your parents! When my parents kicked me out of the house, I never went back. Wait! You and Gary can come stay with me!

    • SpongeBob: Well, looks like we've got to move back with mom and pop.

    • Patrick: Tartar sauce.

    • SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick, let's get to work!

    • Patrick: Well, sure, its easy! I built my house all by myself! (Antenna on Patrick's rock falls off)

    • SpongeBob: We can't build a house!

    • Patrick: We can build you a new house!

    • SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad.

    • Patrick: Squid's taking it real hard. So what are you gonna do now?

    • Squidward: It's been great knowing you, SpongeBob. Good luck, somewhere else.

    • SpongeBob: I've got bad news, guys! Look at what happened to my house! It's gone! It's all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to live?

    • SpongeBob: The only thing left of my house is this little pebble.

    • Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?

    • SpongeBob: Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller...oh no!

    • Squidward: Is it time already for you to ruin my day?

    • SpongeBob: Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

    • Nematoads: Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty.

    • Fred Rechid: Aww, dang nematodes!

    • Nematoads: Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry.

    • Nematoads: Walking, walking, walking, walking.

    • Squidward: Ate the whole thing in one bite.

    • Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

    • Customer: You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain't buying!

    • Customer: Wow, thanks, I've been dying for one of these. Where's my drink?

    • SpongeBob: Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here!

    • Squidward: SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive
      (SpongeBob runs over Squidward)
      ...rocks? Hold on there, Jethro!

    • Squidward: That's just a stupid boulder!
      SpongeBob: It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! (Cries) A ro-ock!

    • Squidward: I want that pizza and you're gonna hand it over: one way or another.

    • SpongeBob: Wait a second, I know what you're trying to do Squidward. I'm not letting you eat the pizza!
      Squidward: Give me the pizza!

    • Squidward: It looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza.

    • SpongeBob: I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.

    • Squidward: Sponge, we gotta eat something.

    • SpongeBob: Moss always points to civilization.

    • Squidward: Oh, don't tell me, Jethro. The pioneers?

    • Squidward: Where's the road? Where's the road? We're doomed! How are we gonna get home, which way do we go?

    • Squidward: SpongeBob, let go of that pizza!
      SpongeBob: No, it's for the customer!

    • Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?

    • SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza free delivery. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza very ta-asty.

    • SpongeBob: It's an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a movie once.

    • SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza...
      Squidward: ...And my feet are killing me. Whoa.

    • SpongeBob: Well, we can still deliver it on foot.

    • Squidward: And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse?

    • SpongeBob: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold.

    • Squidward: Well...You backed up. And you know what? I think were out of gas. And you know what else? We're in the middle of nowhere!

    • SpongeBob: Backing up! Backing up! B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k-i-i-i-i-i-n-g up

    • Squidward: Give me the wheels, SpongeBob! Give me the wheels!

    • Squidward: Shift into reverse, SpongeBob!

    • Squidward: Back it up. Back...it up.

    • Squidward: Just do what you do in school.

    • Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner.

    • SpongeBob: I can't drive. I'm still in Boating School.

    • Squidward: Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?
      Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take him with you.

    • Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, but you do.

    • Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza. (Mr. Krabs turns a plate of Krabby patties into a pizza) We don't deliver.

    • Mr. Krabs: Our delivery Squid will bring it right over.

    • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? Pizza? Of course we have pizza.

    • Squidward: Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? Pizza? Of course we have pizza.

    • Squidward: Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob, it's after closing and I'd like to go home.

    • SpongeBob: What am I going to do? Where am I going to live?

    • SpongeBob: (repeating line) The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!

    • SpongeBob: Here come my parents. (Patrick begins to cry and the car horn sounds)
      Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob! Hi, honey, we're here!

    • Squidward: (yawns) Good night, SpongeBob. (Squidward opens his eyes to realize SpongeBob is in his bed. Next, we're shown Squidward showing SpongeBob out the door) Good night, SpongeBob. (the next day, Squidward opens his eyes excitedly) T-t-t-today's the big day, Squidward! Don't wanna be late! (gets dressed and heads outside) Gotta hurry! Hold it! Hold everything! (SpongeBob, with suitcases, and Patrick are standing outside waiting for SpongeBob's parents to arrive) I do not want to miss this. The day SpongeBob moves! I can't believe it's really happening.
      SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I'll come visit you.
      Squidward: Don't try to cheer me up, SpongeBob. Please.

    • SpongeBob: Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here. (Squidward hands SpongeBob the glass of water) Thanks, buddy.
      Squidward: Y-you're welcome. (SpongeBob drinks the water)
      SpongeBob: Yeah, I like sleepovers.
      Squidward: Yeah. Me, too.
      SpongeBob: Yep, this is great. Good night, Squidward.

    • SpongeBob: Thanks. Thanks, Squidward. (gets in bed with Squidward) Squidward, could you scoot over a little?
      Squidward: Hmm, yeah, sure. (scoots over to the side)
      SpongeBob: While you're at it, could you get me a glass of water?
      Squidward: Okay. Hmmm, yeah, sure. (he walks off to get some water for SpongeBob)

    • SpongeBob: (tapping Squidward's nose as he whispers) Squidward? Squidward?
      Squidward: H-h-huh?
      SpongeBob: Squidward?
      Squidward: Huh? Wha-what?
      SpongeBob: Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two?
      Squidward: Yeah, yeah, wha-wha-whatever.

    • Patrick: Wait! You and Gary can come stay with me!
      SpongeBob: That'd be great!
      Patrick: Yeah! We'll be rock mates! (SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping under Patrick's rock) Good night, SpongeBob.
      SpongeBob: Good night, rock mate.

    • SpongeBob: I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad. (shown a picture of SpongeBob's parents smiling)
      Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don't. (shown picture of SpongeBob's parents frowning) We can build you a new house!
      SpongeBob: We can't build a house!
      Patrick: Well, sure, it's easy! I built my house all by myself! (antenna on Patrick's rock falls off)

    • Squidward: Well, what can I say? (begins to shake SpongeBob's hand) It's been great knowing you, SpongeBob. Good luck, somewhere else. (starts to walk back into his Easter Island head) I'm gonna miss you. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. (party favors fly out Squidward's windows as he parties) Boo-hoo! (starts to laugh)
      Patrick: Squid's taking it real hard.

    • SpongeBob: Ohh... nematodes. (sees a seed on the ground) The only thing left of my house is this little pebble.
      Squidward: What's going on here?
      SpongeBob: I've got bad news, guys! Look at what happened to my house! It's gone! It's all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to live?
      Squidward: (excited) Yeah...

    • SpongeBob: (as he talks to Squidward, his voice gets higher and higher until the phone completely disappears) Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller... (yelling) OH NO!
      Squidward: Yep, it is. (Patrick comes out from his rock)
      Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?

    • Squidward: (answers phone) Hello?
      SpongeBob: Squidward!
      Squidward: Is it time already for you to ruin my day?

    • Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob's bed begins to shrink as he wakes up)
      SpongeBob: Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!
      Gary: Meow.
      SpongeBob: Huh? Wait a minute! Oh, no!

    • Nematode #1: Thirsty!
      Nematodes: Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty!

    • Nematodes: Walking, walking, walking, walking.
      Nematode #1: Hungry!
      Nematodes: Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry. (all eat some coral)
      Nematode #1: Still hungry!
      Nematodes: still hungry, still hungry, still hungry, still hungry. (eat a car that drives by)
      Fred: Aww, dang nematodes!

    • Squidward: Get back here, SpongeBob, give me the pizza!
      SpongeBob: No!
      Squidward: SpongeBob!
      SpongeBob: No!
      Squidward: SpongeBob!
      SpongeBob: No!
      Squidward: Wait!
      SpongeBob: No! (runs into Squidward)

    • Squidward: Give it to me!
      SpongeBob: No, we promised it was for the customer.

    • Squidward: He's stopping! He's stopping! (realizes he's not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck)

    • SpongeBob: (rubbing ground) It's an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a movie once.
      Squidward: SpongeBob, this is no time for...
      SpongeBob: Shh, shh, shh. It's working.
      Squidward: What is it?

    • Squidward: And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse? (kicks boat and the boat starts up again and goes forward fast back to the Krusty Krab)
      SpongeBob: Well, we can still deliver it on foot.

    • SpongeBob: Front end...check. Antenna...check. Bumper...check. Bumper sticker... (bumper sticker says "I Brake FoR SeA URchins") ...check. (un-caps the tire pressure and inhales a little) Tire pressure... (blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidward's face) ...check. Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here Squidward. That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty pizza ever.
      Squidward: Good, then you drive.
      SpongeBob: I can't. I'm still in Boating School.
      Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner.

    • Squidward: Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob, it's after closing and I'd like to go home. (phone rings)
      SpongeBob: I got it, I got it, coming. (leaps for the phone but Squidward answers it first)
      Squidward: Hello? Sorry, sir, we're close... (Mr. Krabs snatches phone)
      Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? (customer explains order over phone) Pizza? (eyes turn into dollar signs) Of course we have pizza.

    • SpongeBob: Squidward, I'll show you how the pioneers hitch-hiked. (goes out in the middle of the road wearing a western hat) Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww!

    • (after realizing that the customer has refused to pay for his pizza, thus upsetting SpongeBob heavily, Squidward storms to the customer's door and bangs it)
      Customer: (opens door) Another one?! Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
      Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE!!!
      (he slams the whole pizza into the customer's mouth)

    • SpongeBob: Truck! Sixteen wheels! Now I'll show you how the pioneers hitch-hiked. (goes out in the middle of the road wearing a western hat) Yeeeehawwwwwwwwww!

    • Squidward: But Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza. (Mr. Krabs makes a pizza quickly) We don't deliver.
      Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, but you do.
      Squidward: Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?
      Mr. Krabs: Good idea! Take him with you!
      (SpongeBob slides next to Squidward)

    • SpongeBob: Squidward, I'll show you how the pioneers hitch-hiked. (goes out in the middle of the road wearing a western hat) Yeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww!

    • Patrick: Good night, SpongeBob. Spiders!!

    • Customer: Where's my drink?
      SpongeBob: What drink?
      Customer: My drink! My diet Dr. Kelp! Don't tell me that you forgot my drink!

    • Patrick: (eyes get big) Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone!

    • SpongeBob's Father: C'mon, SpongeBob! Hurry, hurry, son, your mom has dinner waiting!

    • SpongeBob: Did he change his mind?
      Squidward: He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.
      SpongeBob: No drink?
      Squidward: Nah. Now take me home.
      SpongeBob: Are you kidding? We have just enough time to make it back to work! (throws the boulder in reverse, going back to the Krusty Krab, just as it is about to open)
      Squidward: Work?
      (the picture begins to fade out)
      Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles!

    • Squidward: You're right, it's for the customer.
      SpongeBob
      : Yeah!
      Squidward
      : Maybe we should check on it just to make sure it's okay.
      SpongeBob
      : Well...
      Squidward
      : Just a peek.
      SpongeBob: (Opens and closes the pizza box really quickly) Okay, it's fine!
      Squidward: No, I think I saw saw something. (Squidward opens the pizza box) Nope, I was wrong. Looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza.
      SpongeBob
      : (Starts to look tempted) Yeah.
      Squidward
      : What's that, is that the cheese?
      SpongeBob
      : Yeah.
      Squidward
      : And the pepperoni?
      SpongeBob
      : Yeah.
      Squidward
      : Oh, looks good, huh?
      SpongeBob
      : (No longer looks tempted) Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward. I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THE PIZZA!

    • Patrick: When my parents kicked me out of the house, I never went back.

    • Squidward: Back it up.
      SpongeBob: Huh?
      Squidward: Back it up.
      SpongeBob: Right, back it up.
      Squidward: Back it up!
      SpongeBob: Okay, okay.
      Squidward: Shift into reverse, SpongeBob!
      SpongeBob: Reverse, oh right, reverse. (gasps)
      (symbols in Chinese)
      Squidward: BACK IT UP!
      SpongeBob: BACKING UP!
      Squidward: Give me the wheel, SpongeBob, give me the wheel!

    • SpongeBob: (While Squidward's asleep) Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Could we stay for a couple of days?... Or a month? Or two?
      Squidward: Yeah, whatever.
      SpongeBob: Thanks.
      Squidward: Hmm....
      SpongeBob: Squidward, can you scoot over a little?...
      Squidward: Yeah, sure, hmm..
      Spongebob: And while you're at it could you get me a glass of water?
      Squidward: Yeah, whatever.
      Spongebob: Yeah I like sleepovers!
      Squidward: Yeah, me too.
      Spongebob: This is great. Good night, Squidward.
      Squidward: Good night, SpongeBob.
      (Eyes bulge open)
      Squidward: (Taking him outside the house) GOOD NIGHT, SpongeBob!

    • Squidward: Would you let go of that stupid pizza already?
      SpongeBob: I can't! It's for the customer!
      Squidward: Who cares about the customer?!
      SpongeBob: I do!
      Squidward: Well, I DON'T!
      SpongeBob: (winds stop; gasps) Squidward! (winds continue)

    • Truck Driver: Razzin Frazzin Breakdancer!!!

    • Complete Krusty Krab Pizza Song:

      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me,
      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza (and my feet are killing me - WHOA!)

      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me,
      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza from delivery!

      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me -

      WOULD YOU LET GO OF THE PIZZA? I can't it's for the customer! WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUSTOMER? I do! WELL I DON'T! (Gasp) Squidward!

      The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me,
      The Krusty Krab Pizza du do du do du dilevery!

      Du du do du du do du du du du du be ba ba ba

      Du du du du du pizza du du du du du you and me (Butt shakes)

      The Krusty Kraaaaaaaaaab Pizza is the pizza yeaaah for you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

      (Tired) Krusty and the krab and the pizza on and...

    • Squidward: Sponge, we've got to eat something.
      SpongeBob: I've heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.
      (Squidward chomps on a reef)
      SpongeBob: No, maybe it wasn't coral...
      (Squidward barfs the coral)
      SpongeBob: Maybe it was sand, no, mud.
      Squidward: Gimme that pizza!
      SpongeBob: Wait, I remember now, it was coral!

    • Patrick: (Getting banged by nails) OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

    • (after the thirsty nematoads drink SpongeBob's house)
      SpongeBob: Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

    • Squidward: Hey, where's the road, where's the road?! We're doomed! How are we going to get home, there's no road here!
      SpongeBob: I think town's this way.
      Squidward: Oh, don't tell me, Jethro, the pioneers?
      SpongeBob: That's right. Moss always points to civilization.
      Squidward: That way, that way there?
      (SpongeBob shakes his head yes)
      Squidward: So, let me get this straight, you think that we should go that way?
      SpongeBob: Yep.
      Squidward: Well then I'm going this way.
      SpongeBob: Squid, wait, I don't think...
      Squidward: Trust me, I know where I'm going.
      (Squidward walks the opposite way of civilization)

    • Patrick: AHH! Spiders! (Smashes rock on SpongeBob)
      (SpongeBob moves)
      Patrick: AHH! Spiders! (Runs up to SpongeBob and smashes him with rock)

    • Squidward: It's just a stupid boulder.
      SpongeBob: (Sniffs) It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! (Cries tears of joy) A ro-hoho-ck! a ro-hohohohoho-ck! (Spongebob climbs rock) It's a big, beautiful, old rock. The old pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!
      Squidward: SPONGEBOB, WILL YOU FORGET THE STUPID PIONEERS!! Haven't you noticed that they are not anymore of them? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae. Now, you are telling me they could drive...
      (Spongebob drives the rock and plows Squidward over with it.)
      Squidward: Rocks?! Hang on there Jethro!

    • Patrick: (About SpongeBob's new house) I wish I lived there.
      SpongeBob: Really?
      Patrick: No.
      (SpongeBob puts his house on his head) One bedroom. (The house shatters)
      Patrick: Tartar sauce.

    • SpongeBob: Backing up...
      Squidward: Well, you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And, you know what else? We're in the middle of nowhere!
      SpongeBob: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold.

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