SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 14

SB-129 / Karate Choppers

Aired Weekdays 5:00 PM Dec 31, 1999 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • SpongeBob: Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?
      Mr. Krabs: (clears his throat)
      SpongeBob: (screams) Mr. Krabs! (pushes two split-up halves of a tree with his hand) Uh, hey Mr. Krabs, how's it going? (pushes two split-up halves of a rock with his hand) Nice day, huh? (one-half of the tree bonks SpongeBob's head while Mr. Krabs leers at him) Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can't help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me.
      Mr. Krabs: Fire you? (holds up two sandwiches) I've got something else in mind.
      Crowd: (cheering when a Krabby Patty lands on a customer's tray and continues)
      (Sandy and SpongeBob karate-chop ingredients)
      Both: Yah!!
      Sandy: I love karate!
      SpongeBob: I love kara-tay!
      Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay! (counts cash in his claws)
      Squidward: I hate all of you.