SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 13

Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Oct 28, 1999 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Spongebob: Don't worry Gary, Squidward says I'm just fine. He knows everything. So, you hungry?
      (Gary meows)
      (Spongebob pours cat food on Gary's bowl. One by one, he takes a dip to see how it tastes, eventually finishing every bit)
      Spongebob: Her'es your dinner, Gary!
      Gary: (Meows confusedly)
      Spongebob: Sorry Gary, I couldn't control myself. (burps) MEOW. Why did I just do that? Am I cracking up?
      (Gary meows)
      Spongebob: No, no, Squidward's right. I'm fine. I worry too much. It's all in my head. I'm tip-top!
      (Spongebob walks up slowly with Gary)
      Spongebob: Gary, you've gotten a lot (voice slows down) faster.
      (Approaching his bathroom, he looks at himself distorted)
      Spongebob: Look at me, never better! (His body begins a mysterious transformation) I'm OK, Squidward says I'm fine! (screams while his eyes pop out and flings up) Gary, I'm fine! (drops to the floor while straining) See? (His arms disappear) That's OK, I'm a lefty anyway. (His legs disappear) Now I don't have to buy those new shoes! (his body curls up like a snail) Aah! I take it back, Gary. Something is wrong with meeeee-ow!