Spongebob: What do you think?
Patrick: Great! You'll be going as my trick-or-treat bag!
Spongebob: No, no, I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman!
Patrick: Uh... something's missing. I know! (running to the closet, he hand-saws the tree) Step into these babies, Hans. Terrifying...
Spongebob: I don't know Patrick. (doorbell rings, giggles heard)
Patrick: Come on, Spongebob. It's little kids! Little kids are easy to scare!
Spongebob: Rawr... rawr! (kids laugh at him)
Kid 1: (taunting Spongebob)Look, it's the haunted mattress!
Spongebob: OK, OK. Here's your candy.
Kid 1: No, please. That was enough of a treat, thank you. (kids continue laughing)