SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 6 Episode 17

Shuffleboarding / Professor Squidward

Aired Weekdays 5:00 PM Feb 16, 2009 on Nickelodeon
out of 10
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Episode Summary

Shuffleboarding / Professor Squidward
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are at the hospital and can't attend a shuffleboarding tournament, so SpongeBob and Patrick fill in for them. While they're at it, they decide to actually take their full place and start fighting crime.

Slide Whistle Stooges:
SpongeBob and Patrick get new slide whistles and keep playing them, much to the annoyance of Squidward. He is getting so annoyed of it until he buys one and begins to like the toy himself.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • One is THE WORST, the other is still pretty bad

    Shuffleboarding: SpongeBob and Patrick are huge jerks, throwing everyone in jail for the dumbest reasons ever. "Your shoes are untied" How is that funny? They're throwing innocent people in jail, including Manray who was just doing his laundry. And the title is a lie. It had nothing to do with Shuffleboarding. At least it was going to, but the writes probably scrapped the idea but were too lazy to change the title and first couple minutes. And at the end, everyone chases MM and BB because they thought it was them who jailed everyone, even though SB and Patrick's costumes looked nothing like them. Don't you love it when the guilty get off scott free and the innocent get punished? NO! NOT AT ALL!! I give it a 3.5

    Slide Whistle Stooges: WOW! THIS IS MY PERSONAL LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE IF SB! It's is so bad, I will never watch it again. It has almost everything in a bad episode of SpongeBob: Squidward torture, annoyance, town people hypocrisy, filler, and SpongeBob and Patrick being complete TOOLS! The first problem you'll notice is that THE SLIDE WHISTLE NOISE IS EXTREMELY ANNOYING! And it plays CONSTANTLY throughout the episode! After Squidward starts playing the slide whistle in town, everyone hates him, and they want to KILL him. They even cheer when he's FALLING OFF A CLIFF IN A GASOLINE TANK, AND HE EXPLODES! Remember in Jellyfishing and My Pretty Seahorse where Squidward fell of a cliff and exploded? Why was that funny but this isn't? That's easy, because in those episodes it was kept comical. If you fell off a cliff, you wouldn't explode. It's exaggerated, and that makes it funny. When you explode in gasoline truck, THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S DISTURBING! So Squidward wakes up in a hospital and has a slide whistle LODGED DOWN HIS THROAT! SO HE HAS TO COMMUNICATE USING SLIDE WHISTLES! This will probably happen all again, because he has to talk using a slide whistle. So then SpongeBob and Patrick make fun of the sick and dying in the hospital and everyones ok with it. .... WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!??!? SO IT'S FINE IF SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ANNOY EVERYONE, BUT NOT SQUIDWARD!?!? I GIVE THIS THE LOWEST SCORE IMAGINABLE!!!moreless
  • 1.0
    First of all,I thought the splinter's sister episode was slide whistle stooges. anyway,here's my review.


    I don't give a damn. It's minorly ripped of of night light. A MM BB cameo.


    Slide whistle stooges

    Oh my what!!!! I always hated how Spongebob and patrick play the slide whistle. Plus,thiws episode plot was minorly based off of Idiot Box. Spongebob and Patrick show Squidward a new childish thing,Squidward gets addicted to it. SWS is the same. Squidwared ends up addicted and playing it around town. He gets hurt. In idiot box,he also got hurt. This is just bad.moreless
  • Both episodes are severely hated and I think they're both deserve 9 ratings.

    Shuffleboarding:(MY opinion) One of the most underrated episodes ever. Too much hate for it. I mean, the biggest flaws were the title and the last few minutes. Other than those, I liked the episode. My first episode review is now gonna have more details (and I'll be doing the same thing to my older reviews.

    STORY: Yes, the story may not be original, but it is unusual. I understand why they don't the title since we ever seen shuffleboarding (I don't even know what that). 5/10

    WRITING: Luke Brookshier, Nate Cash, and Derek Iversen wrote the episode. I'm somewhat biased to hate a Brookshier/Cash episode because they are my post-movie storyboard directors and most of their episode are not awful. Derek's writing here is not the best, because at the time, he was struggling to be a great writer until season 7. 7/10

    HUMOR: SpongeBob getting hit with MermaidMan''s boomerang, then he keep throwing it back to Barnacle Boy, SpongeBob is on Barnacke Boy's face and asks "hi, how are you doing?" scaring him, SpongeBob and Patrick jumping on Barnacle Boy, SpongeBob and Patrick pronouncing shuffleboarding, the trophy appears behind Patrick's back pocket, some of the arrest are funny (but the rest are stupid), and Man Ray's head being shrunk. 9/10

    AWESOME: The scene with Man Ray. Overlaps with funny. 10/10

    VOICE ACTING: Guest stars the late Ernest Borgine and still alive Tim Conway. Their performance are still great as well. Same thing to Bob Joles' Man-Ray. 10/10

    ANIMATION: Great for the most part. 8/10

    FLAWS (also known as cons): The title, most of the last few minutes of the episode (minus the Man Ray scene).

    SCORE: 9/10

    Slide Whistle Stooges: Like Shuffleboarding, I don't think this was a bad episode. It was however more annoying due it its filler. Most of the episode is just sliding whistle being played and I honestly hate the whistling sound. But the slide whistle aren't as annoying as the coach's whistle.

    STORY: Another special plot for the show. 10/10

    WRITING: OMG, Alexander and Cervas storyboarded this episode and co-wrote it with Iversen. Expect more bashing. Their writing is their biggest flaw because it was so lazy. 4/10

    HUMOR: At first SpongeBob and Patrick slide whistling was funny but then it was starting to wear off until Squidward do so. It was a hundred times better with Squidward because he annoy the citizen. Also when he drive off the Chum Bucket and the Krusty Krab. The ending of the episode counts as well. 8/10

    AWESOME: Squidward driving the truck though it was funny at the same time. 10/10

    ANIMATION: It was somewhat better than Shuffleboarding but not much. The animation is noticeable awesome during the last few minutes. 8.5/10

    FLAWS: The slide whistling noises got annoying after awhile and that's my only flaw. The most annoying scene was definitely when Squidward runs off from SpongeBob and Patrick.

    SCORE: 9/10

    OVERALL: They're both 9, so it stays the same.moreless
  • Terrible two


    Pffff... shuffleboarding my ass. The shuffleboarding plot is scrapped in the middle of the episode, and then Patrick and Spongebob go around throwing everyone in jail, including Man Ray. This is certainly one of the worst episodes of the show, and has a completely misleading title. How about just naming it "Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy VII, or You're Under Arrest!" instead of Shuffleboarding?

    Slide Whistle Stooges-

    Another episode where Squidward is being tortured to death. Eventually, he gets sick of the slide whistles, and plays one right at Patrick and Spongebob, who like it. All three of them go out to annoy the folks, but Squidward goes to far and drives everyone insane. He ends up in the hospital after falling off a cliff in a truck. And the ending is just terrible. Apparently it's okay to make fun of people who are sick and/or dying, but generally annoying people is death penalty in Bikini Bottom. Very bad episode.moreless
  • In "Shuffleboarding," SpongeBob and Patrick "fight crime" after shuffleboarding contest assuming the identity of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. In "Slide Whistle Stooges," Squidward annoys everybody (including the audience) with a slide whismoreless

    *Sigh*... What can I say about this episode? My opinion of the episodes after the SpongeBob movie is low, but this is even worse.

    Let's start off with "Shuffleboarding," where Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy let SpongeBob and Patrick compete in the Bikini Bottom Shuffleboarding Contest disguised as them when they are hurt. Not heeding their orders to come right back, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to "fight crime" by throwing people in jail for things like being ugly or old. Their stupidity and idea of crime is what makes it bad. But it is not as bad as the main part of this review, "Slide Whistle Stooges."

    This is what made me want to write this review: warning people to stay away from "Slide Whistle Stooges." If you thought Squidward was the one character in this series that annoyed you the least, your thoughts will change. He gets hooked on playing the slide whistle after SB&P bring one to his house. The rest of the episode is pretty much Squidward playing the slide whistle for several minutes, annoying the heck out of the townsfolk and yours truly. If this does not convince you, think of somebody playing an instrument that is loud and shrill and plays two notes in rapid succession. That is a good part of this episode.

    If you see the title "Shuffleboarding" come on the screen, change the channel to avoid thirty minutes of pain.

    Score: 3/10moreless
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Tom Kenny

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Bill Fagerbakke

Bill Fagerbakke


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Rodger Bumpass

Rodger Bumpass


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Bob Joles

Bob Joles

Man Ray

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Ernest Borgnine

Ernest Borgnine

Mermaid Man

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Tim Conway

Tim Conway

Barnacle Boy

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