(Squidward plugs in new Security System 5000)
SS5000: System activated.
Squidward: Well, that oughtta do it. Lets see those imbeciles try and get in here now...
(Spongebob and Patrick walk up behind Squidward)
Spongebob: President Squidward,...
Squidward: (Jumps up, shocked.) WHAT THE--?!
Spongebob: We hereby present you this delicious cake.
Squidward: (Reads the frosting print on the cake.) "Sorry for bugging you so much--" what the?! Security system, help! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! What's the matter with you?!
SS5000: No threat detected.
Squidward: Grr, you infernal contraption! (pounds on machine) I'm gonna ship you off to the scrap heap you came from!
SS5000: Threat detected.
(Laser gun points at Squidward, shocking him. Squidward lands on the ground, which the impact sends Spongebob to accidently throw the cake in the air, landing on the SS5000 monitor, causing the system to short-circuit and shake the entire house.)
Squidward: W-What's going on?
SS5000: Threat detected. Code Red. Code Red.
Spongebob: Whoopee! It's like a carnival ride!
Squidward: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!