Spongebob: My fingers are too big for the buttons. Dr. Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? (he sniffles and hands the phone to Patrick)
Patrick: Sure, patient Spongebob. (dials the phone) Hello, Sandy?
Sandy: Hiya, Patrick.
Patrick: I'm calling on behalf of my patient, Spongebob.
Sandy: I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital.
Patrick: Uh... that will no longer be required. He is in MY care as of today.
Sandy: Well, I'm coming over to take a look. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot..
Patrick: Oh yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don't bother, Sandy! (he hangs up the phone) Spongebob, quick! Sandy's coming! We've got to make sure you're well, or she'll take you to the doctor! (he runs to the kitchen and washes his rubber gloves in the sink) Don't touch me, I'm sterile!