SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 15

Sleepy Time / Suds

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Jan 17, 2000 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Patrick: Hey, Spongebob. Going skiing?
      Spongebob: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
      Patrick: What? Oh, you can't go!
      Spongebob: Why not, Patrick?
      Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place!
      Spongebob: It can't be as horrible as the suds. (Ah-choo!)
      Patrick: Oh, it is, Spongebob! Well first, they make you sit in the... WAITING ROOM.
      Spongebob: Is that the horrible part, Patrick?
      Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines!
      Spongebob: (yelps)
      Patrick: (snaps off a piece of coral shaped like a stethoscope and puts it on his neck) Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope!
      Spongebob: NOO!!
      Patrick: YES!! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it.. (hisses)