SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 2 Episode 9

Survival of the Idiots / Dumped

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Mar 05, 2001 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • SpongeBob: What is this stuff?
      Patrick: It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkly white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you never felt before.
      SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick, that was beautiful.
      Patrick: What, I was just reading this candy wrapper see?
      (SpongeBob reads the candy wrapper, then gasps after reading it)
      SpongeBob: Ahh! Patrick, put your helmet back on! You know there's no water in Sandy's house!

      Patrick: It's okay, Spongebob, this stuff is water. Look!
      SpongeBob: I guess you're right! It's okay here!
      Patrick: Take it off! No one's looking.