SpongeBob: But it's good for you!
Squidward: Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, Squidward... I meant, good for your soul...
(angelic background and singing)
Squidward: Oh, puh-leeze... I have no soul!
(hellish background and evil music)
Demonic Voice: Bwahahahahahaaa!
(Squidward's eyes widen, music stops short and he walks away lamely)