SpongeBob: Squidward? Is that you?
Squidward: SpongeBob! Uhh... what are YOU doing here?
SpongeBob: I always come to work at 3:00 a.m. this is were I count the sesame seeds. What are you doing here?
Squidward: Oh, I forgot my...
SpongeBob: And why is the patty vault open?
Squidward: Oh, I thought that it...
SpongeBob: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
Squidward: I... I... I... no... I... I... SpongeBob: And why are you so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And... (realizes what's going on, and has a goofy grin on his face)
Squidward: No, no, no, it's not what you think! Err, this is a big misunderstanding, you got to believe me! I... uh... LISTEN TO ME, I AM TELLING YOU, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME, SPONGEBOB!!
SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
Squidward: YES!! YAAAHAHESSS, I ADMIT IT, SPONGEBOB!! I LOVE KRABBY PATTIES!!!