Squidward: (to SpongeBob and Patrick) This is all SpongeBob's fault! Getting Mr. Krabs a new mattress was his idea!
Police Fish: Not so fast. This card says, "This was all my idea. Love Squidward." If Mr. Krabs doesn't pull through, you're going to jail.
Squidward: Grrrr! You did this, SquarePants! If you don't get Mr. Krabs's mattress back from the dump, I'm going to murd-- (Police Fish clears throat) uh...help you get it back myself.
Patrick: Wow. He really does care.