SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 3 Episode 4

The Nasty Patty / The Idiot Box

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Mar 01, 2002 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Officer Nancy: Hey, there's no ice!
      Mr. Krabs: Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want? Ice? Is that what you want?
      Spongebob: (walks in) The dark deed you requested is done, sir.
      Officer Nancy: I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, right? (walks to freezer).
      Mr. Krabs: (blocks the door of the freezer) There's no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!
      Officer Nancy: Step aside, You two act like you have committed a murder.
      Mr. Krabs: Okay, I confess! SpongeBob killed him!
      SpongeBob: What?! You can't put this whole rap on me!
      Mr. Krabs: He's insane, out of control! He would've killed me too if you didn't come!
      SpongeBob: It was all Mr. Krabs' idea!
      Mr. Krabs: Put him down, he's a mad dog!
      SpongeBob: He wears hair curlers to bed!
      Mr. Krabs: Wait! It's not what you think!
      Offier Nancy: What are you two talking about?
      Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector! Buried him and stuffed his body in the freezer!
      Officer Nancy: You mean in here? (opens the freezer to find everything empty)
      Mr. Krabs: It's empty.
      Officer Nancy: Is this some kind of a joke?
      Mr. Krabs: Yeah, a joke.
      (SpongeBob laughs)