Officer Nancy: Hey, there's no ice!
Mr. Krabs: Ice? You want ice? Is that what you want? Ice? Is that what you want?
Spongebob: (walks in) The dark deed you requested is done, sir.
Officer Nancy: I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer, right? (walks to freezer).
Mr. Krabs: (blocks the door of the freezer) There's no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!
Officer Nancy: Step aside, You two act like you have committed a murder.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, I confess! SpongeBob killed him!
SpongeBob: What?! You can't put this whole rap on me!
Mr. Krabs: He's insane, out of control! He would've killed me too if you didn't come!
SpongeBob: It was all Mr. Krabs' idea!
Mr. Krabs: Put him down, he's a mad dog!
SpongeBob: He wears hair curlers to bed!
Mr. Krabs: Wait! It's not what you think!
Offier Nancy: What are you two talking about?
Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector! Buried him and stuffed his body in the freezer!
Officer Nancy: You mean in here? (opens the freezer to find everything empty)
Mr. Krabs: It's empty.
Officer Nancy: Is this some kind of a joke?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, a joke.