SpongeBob: Now for some impressions! A guy with a mustache! (puts paper under nose) "Look at me I'm a guy with a mustache!" (takes paper away) A pirate with an eyepatch! (puts paper over eye) "Arrgh, I'm a pirate!" (takes paper off) A regular guy with an eyepatch! (puts paper over eye again) "Arrgh, I am not a pirate!"
Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece a paper.