Narrator: After making sure your feet are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils (SpongeBob cuts away boil on nose), and your hair is neat and tidy, you are ready to start the day! Now let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift.
(Cubicle with Squidward inside opens. Squidward wakes up and shuts the door)
Narrator: Remember! No employee wants to be a Squidward!