Sports Night Season 1 Episode 22

Dan: So listen... I don't quite know how to say this, but things have changed since the last time we spoke.
Casey: (going back to work) What kind of things?
Dan: Well... you know how you didn't want anyone to know about Gordon and Sally?
Casey: (warily, looking up) Yeah?
Dan: That's not so much the way it is anymore.
Casey: I see.
Dan: And... people not knowing about you and Sally?
Casey: (more upset) Yeah?
Dan: That's a thing of the past as well. So here's what I think we gotta do. I think we gotta live in the now. I think we say "Okay. This has happened. I think we do those things."
Casey: (getting up and coming around the desk) Really.
Dan: Yeah.
Casey: I think I beat the crap outta you.
Dan: That's not what I would call living in the now.
Casey: No, it's a lot more like beating the crap outta you.

Gordon: What's on your mind? You've been strange all through lunch.
Dana: Gordon, I've been strange my entire life.

Dan: But you have information she doesn't have.
Casey: I graduated Phi Beta Kappa, Danny. I have information most people don't have. It's my cross to bear.

Dan: Allyson, as you can see, Casey and I aren't wearing any pants, so I think in the interest of office professionalism you should avert your eyes.
Allyson: Okay.
Dan: Either that or take off your pants.
Allyson: I'll avert my eyes.
Casey: Suit yourself, but you should know I play squash three times a week and my calves have been called shapely.

Casey: Technically, I have a plan.
Dan: What's the plan?
Casey: It's Napoleon's plan.
Dan: Who's Napoleon?
Casey: A 19th century French emperor.
Dan: You're cracking wise with me now?
Casey: Yes.
Dan: Thanks.
Casey: He had a two-part plan.
Dan: What was it?
Casey: First we show up, then we see what happens.
Dan: That was his plan?
Casey: Yeah.
Dan: Against the Russian army?
Casey: Yeah.
Dan: First we show up, then we see what happens.
Casey: Yeah.
Dan: Almost hard to believe he lost.

Casey: (as they walk across the newsroom) I'll tell ya what really makes this outfit work are the socks.
Kim: I was gonna say.

Dan: (looking out the window) You think there are people in the building across the street looking at us in our underwear?
Casey: (looks over his shoulder at the window) Yes, I do.