Sports Night Season 1 Episode 20

Natalie: (watching a video in the control room) Does this include Seattle?
Chris: Yes.
Will: No.
Chris: (turning to Will) It does.
Will: (turning to Chris) It doesn't.
Natalie: The film from last night...
Chris: Yes.
Natalie: Seattle?
Chris: Yes.
Natalie: It does?
Chris: It does.
Will: It doesn't.
Natalie: Dave?
Dave: Hey, Betty, Wilma! Is Seattle on the tape?

(playing off previous interaction about the Seattle tape)
Dave: Roll VTR, 60 seconds live.
Chris: Standby 2, 2A, 4, and 5.
Will: Loading FX 5.
Chris: FX 5 is loaded.
Will: No it's not.
Chris: (Pointing) It's loaded.
Will: Because I just loaded it now.
Dave: (exasperated) I will kill you both with my hands.

Rebecca: Why were you avoiding me during the bomb scare?
Dan: I wasn't avoiding you.
Rebecca: You were. We were out on the street for over an hour, it was a perfectly good bomb scare.
Dan: I tried to find you.
Rebecca: No you didn't. And every time I tried to find you, someone would say you had just left the place that someone else had said you had just been right before.
Dan: That was a truly spectacular sentence.

Casey: Dan?
Dan: Yeah?
Casey: I just wanted to say, that if anything terrible had to happen to one of us, I'd want it to be you.
Dan: Thanks.

Jeremy: Natalie, stop walking! Nothing is the same any more.
Natalie: Many things are the same.
Jeremy: Natalie!
Natalie: I believe that your decision making skills aren't the best right now. I'm taking you into receivership. We're not broken up.

Casey(still nervous over the bomb threat): Is there anyone who can say anything that will make us feel like the smart thing to do is stay in this building right now?
Dana: In ten minutes, three and a half million people will tune in to watch the two of you on television. Many of them will be women.
Casey(thinks, mumbles): W'all'uh-k.

(after the studio and building are evacuated in response to a bomb scare)
Dan: Yeah, you know what else is a story?
Casey: That somebody tried to blow us up?
Dan: Yeeeahhh!
Dana: These two are the biggest babies!
Casey: Hey, you're afraid of fish, okay? I'm afraid of dying in a hail of shrapnel... Who's crazier?
Natalie: There's a concept!