Rebecca: Why were you avoiding me during the bomb scare?
Dan: I wasn't avoiding you.
Rebecca: You were. We were out on the street for over an hour, it was a perfectly good bomb scare.
Dan: I tried to find you.
Rebecca: No you didn't. And every time I tried to find you, someone would say you had just left the place that someone else had said you had just been right before.
Dan: That was a truly spectacular sentence.