Hey, have ya'll seen the newest SportsCenter commercial? Lol, "text 4464 if you want me to read the next highlight, and text 4465 if you want Jay to do it."
then "and text 4466 if you want to see Polly (or whatever the bird's name is] the roller skating cockatoo (???) dunk a basketball, text 4466.
that's a good one. 
