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    LionOfLegend

    [1]Feb 21, 2007
    • member since: 02/05/07
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    My favorite Squidbillies quote is in the episode Chalky Trouble. Its right after the part where Sheriff talks about if it wasn't for the white man that the red man would still be roaming these woods and Early goes over to the worlds and screams something like "Ain't no red man taking my land!" and fires his shotgun into the woods for a minute or so. Thats not a direct quote but you get the point. I go around saying that all the time. I cannot get enough of it. So I told you mine now be good sports and fess up your favorite one.



    o I remembered another I like a lot.
    *you can hear sounds you would normally hear at a Soccer field*
    Early: Rusty put on your face protector *puts traffic cone around Rusty's face*
    Rusty: Sorry daddy, I ain't never played Soccer before
    Early: *kicks Soccer ball behind him away* And you ain't going to neither... NOW GET IN THERE AND FIGHT LIKE A COCK *pushes Rusty into a cage fight against a chicken*


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    tvmasterdoodles

    [2]Oct 8, 2007
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    yeah that's mine too
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    koolkid55555

    [3]Dec 21, 2007
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    i keep changing favorites but right now its the one when early says, "idle hands are the devil's dingaling!"
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    raiders789

    [4]May 21, 2008
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    Episode 2, Season 1

    "RUSTY! ... Grape-damn-popsicle, Lil! Looks like we got ourselves a con-i-sewer here! So you want a grape-damn-popsicle, is that it??"

    "Yes'm"

    "How 'bout I shove a PINE STICK UP YO' ASS AND MAKE YOU A BOY-SICLE?! How'd you like that mess?!"

    Early is such a nurturing paternal figure, haha!

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    zombiepanda13

    [5]Jul 9, 2008
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    This is one you have to see the episode to get, but I will try and explain. Krystal one like 3 trillion bucks in the lottery, and spent it all on more lottery tickets.

    Rusty: Hey Moma, look, we won three dollars.

    Krystal: Hooray!

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    squidude

    [6]Sep 26, 2008
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    This quote is from www.mutedwoo.com

    Earlie: Is your hog on drugs? How would you know?
    How could you tell?
    Look for these here warning signs:
    Sudden weight loss.
    Euphoria leading to paranoia.
    Stealatization of your things and Jibbry style oinkery what make no since atall.
    Warn your hogs about the dangers of meth before
    it's to damn late.
    I'm Earlie Cuyler and that concludes my court ordered community service, Don't it?
    Come on Randy, let me the f**kout.
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    InVein

    [7]Jan 26, 2009
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    Hey LionOfLegend, thats my 2nd favorite episode. I play Guitar Hero, World tour & I named my band "THE TRICKY 2" my fav is "SCHOOL DAYS, FOOL DAYS"

    Early: Rusty, These here are Rocks...These here are rocks you get hit wit! (hits Rusty in face with the rock) Now, on to History. What just happened?

    Rusty: Uhh I dunno

    Early: Well hell, me neither!

    The ballad of Early Cuyler "I bought her lotsa pinecone liquer for chuggin, I gave her 8 strong arms worth of huggin,2 Hearts in Love we would frollic in the sand, she cupped me up in her meaty hands.I was walkin tall my backbone straight, that ain't easy for invertabrates,but the tide would turn, I met my match & I got burned! Ohh yes I cut her from my heart like a big loud stankin fart, to her I shall not return, I met my match & I got burned.

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    tubalcane420

    [8]May 14, 2009
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    RUSTY- You shot me!
    EARLY- That I did. But I must never be crossed.

    The line is great, but Early's reading makes it even better.
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    imatvaholic

    [9]Jun 25, 2010
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    I reckon I'd be typin' all naight 'f ise ta be namen' 'em all, but heers three a mah favrits from the pahlot:


    Early: Oh. Oh. Hey. Uh, scuse me. Uh, you reckon you could, uh, give me permishun to date your punkin?


    Krystal to Early: NO! Hu, uh. Hu, uh. Ya'all ain't gonna touch my front butt less I get one a them spo' - sport radio things with the ear-buds, and the auto-reeverse. I can't be joggin' and flippin' tape an drink my sip.


    Granny to Rusty: When I was little, we didn't haive faincy ketsup. We just had ketsup. We used to make it out in the back out of possum tails. Only we just called it blood.


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    Theophylaktos

    [10]Aug 4, 2010
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    From the Appalachian Mud Squid:


    Early: "We cant all be men rusty somebody has to be the loser."


    Granny: "The only race she otta be runnin is the race to start a litter of youngins."

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    tb_ib_mah_lahfe

    [11]May 26, 2011
    • member since: 11/29/06
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    #1. Howdy doody, Donna. Nice ass this mornin.


    #2. Well, la dee damn da.


    #3. It's on like michelle kwan!


    #4. Oh, the tv-lookie ..with the rasslin' in there?




    #5. I got a homemade pipe bomb! Chock full of nails! Gonna take down the government!



    #6. Well, y'all need me, I'll be putting pictures of my ass on the internet.



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    Devilman1210

    [12]Oct 18, 2011
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    Granny: When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time.


    Narrator: Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.


    Sheriff: You passed, boy!
    Rusty: I did? I did! Hell, yeah! I'm a high school congraduate.
    Earlie Cuyler: Graduations, Rusty.
    Rusty: Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk.


    Lil: Well, y'all need me, I'll be putting pictures of my ass on the internet.


    Earlie Cuyler: She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour.


    Dan Halen: Erupt into a Bev-Rage this summer with "Glug"! That's the slogan. We'll add the word "Dawg" for the blacks. They like that word, like they're friends with the product.

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    Devilman1210

    [14]Oct 18, 2011
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    Earlie Cuyler: I love you. I'll find you! I will kill you.



    "Earlie Cuyler: Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.


    Granny: Seems to me if you bought your Sunday beer on Saturday night, this becomes a complete non-issue.


    Earlie Cuyler: ...Inconvenient"

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