Early: Open that tooly chest.
(Sherrif opens a tool chest)
Sherrif: Its my missing kidney! Early, you shouldn't have.
Early: God bless now!
Sherrif: No, I mean you shouldn't have ever stole the damn kidney to start with!
Granny: Praise be Jesus he's saved! He's the Jesus from the shepperd of the world!
Early: Yes Granny, I've seen the light. Like a DUI roadblock in the sky, but I pulled a u-ie and hauled ass through the woods! Now my life has a purpose. Goodbye, brown party liquor. (Throws a bottle of beer) Gunry, you have a good'n now. (Throws his gun) Masturbation ... uh, lets just call it a hiasus.
This episode features the opening used for the first six episodes.