Dan Halen: Allow me to pose a hypothesis. Say, hypothetically, I ... slayed a prostitute during an 8-Ball fuelled weekend of debauchery. I know, it sounds silly but bear with me. Would this hole in space-time be a good place such a hypothetical and now very lifeless body?
Dan Halen: (talking about the black hole generator) Fire up your whore swallower now!
Scientist: Yeah, you know I wish you wouldn't call it that.
Dan Halen: Fine. How does coke hogging, slut drain grab you? You think this is the only legal thing I have to do today? Fire the weapon!