Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 7

Sherrif: Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, from you!
Rusty: Sherrif, he's gettin' closer...
Sherrif: Well, thats just what he does, Rusty. He just gets close to you, then he's just playing games. Just messing around with your emotions. Next thing you know you're just overwhelmed by all this attencion, 'cause he's already tellin' ya that you're the only one on the face of the earth that he cares for. No one else matters, you think "hey, I could go for this all the damn way." And then you plan a trip to Costa Rica together. Then three days later you haven't heard anything except that he got a refund on the tickets, and then...this! (Opens his coat to reveal a large hole in his chest) Eh, well, thats the legend anyway.

Early: Damn, this things got Tetris.

Early: Hey! What the hell you need two southern phones for? (Fire-ant Man looks at his phone) Thats right, you don't!

Rusty: Daddy! Give him his phone!
Early: Hell no! I got 250 prepayed minutes on this son 'bitch!