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"The Lord of the Onion Rings" ("Part I Fellowship of the Onion Ring") (72 minute made for TV movie broken up into 3 parts for TV viewing.) Episode Note: As the title implies, this is a parody of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, with famillar characters (including those not from "Squirrel Boy" in order to complete the many roles avail-able from the story,) fill the roles of their book counterparts. Long before modern fast food franchises existed, there was crafted 19 magic golden Onion Rings to give rightful dominion over the various fast food empires. 3 were given to Dairy Bell, the tough, chewy masters of grit. 9 were given to Darby's, all of whom were to tragically slip into a coma. 7 were given to McSonic Freeze, the wisest of all the franchises. But all of them were deceived. A master golden onion ring was secretly forged in the fires of Mount St. Helens, by the dark Burger Lord, Jack Carl. One Onion Ring to rule them all, one onion ring to find them, and in total darkness bind them. It was only by a concentrated effort by all the franchises combined to destroy the evil Jack Carl, and rid the world of his evil, tasteless, corporate empire. But Jack Carl's spirit was not to be rid of so easily, it lived on in the evil Onion Ring, corrupting and twisting anyone who wore it on their fingers. The crowned prince of Darby's the one who destroyed Jack Carl, was the first to succumb to it's madness, when the onion ring betrayed him when circumstances brought the prince into a coma from which he could never recover. The next bearer was Holdem Foldem, who's keeping of the ring for 50 years, prolonged the strange creature's life span, until the onion ring abandoned Holdem to, waiting for it's next bearer. But then something happened that the evil ring could not anticipate, it was found by the most unlikely of all creatures, a squirrel named Grandpa Squirrel (Filling the role of Bilbo Baggins.) Grandpa Squirrel, not knowing of the ring's history man-aged to take the ring for his own, and the ring's powers were unexpectedly used for good. Now that it's 50 years later and Grandpa Squirrel's birthday, the truth of the ring is finally going to be revealed to Salty Mike (Filling the role of Frodo Baggins,) entrusted the Onion Ring as Grandpa Squirrel thinks Rodney is too irresponsible to handle such an important item such as this. But the evil onion ring is no longer safe, the evil within that had slumbered for so long has finally awaken, and is seeking out the spirit of the evil Jack Carl. It want's to be found. Salty Mike must go on a journey with Rodney, Leon, & Andy (Filling the roles Sam, Merry, and Pippin respect-ively,) must first seek out the help of the mysterious Hider, all the while keeping themselves hidden from the CEO moguls, 9 riders corrupted by the evil influence of the Darby's rings, who are searching for the rings to revive the Dark Burger Lord! Meanwhile, Mr. J (Filling the role of Gandalf,) seeks the counsel of the wise scientist Mandark (filling the role of Saruman,) but it is revealed that Mandark has gone mad & traded reason for madness as he's working with Jack Carl in order to retrieve the one onion ring. Meanwhile, the four hero's manage to get to where Hider is located. It turns out that Hider's real name is Eduardo (Filling the role of Aragorn,) who has been instructed by the council of McSonic Freeze to help the hero's along their journey, & they're going to need it to with the evil CEO moguls looking out for them. Finally the hero's make it safely to the protected haven of the Grand McSonic Freeze palace, to discuss the fate of the evil onion ring. Everyone agrees that there is only one way to be sure the evil starting to plague the world ends, the evil onion ring must be destroyed & the only way to destroy is by casting it back into the fires of Mt. Saint Helens as only there can the Onion Ring's powers be unmade. A Fellowship is made of the five heros, Mr. J having sucessfully escaped Mandark's evil clutches, and three other heros. Samson (filling the role of Legolas,) Kyle (Filling the role of Boromir,) and Dexter (filling the role of Gimli,) but the way to destroy the one evil onion ring is a long and treacherous one, and before long Kyle is informed by Jane Doe (filling the role of Galadriel,) this task was appointed to him, & if he can't find a way, no one will. Salty Mike tries to head out for Mt. Saint Helens alone, but Kyle tries to stop him, as the evilness of the one onion ring has driven Kyle mad with power. But Kyle is suddenly ambushed by an army of Plot Machine Devices (filling the roles of the various Orc's and knock Kyle into a coma. While Samson and Eduardo manage to drive the devices away, Leon and Andy are now missing! Samson and Eduardo know they must go after them. Meanwhile, Rodney has chased after Salty Mike, saying that Rodney won't let Salty Mike go on such a dangerous journey alone. The story is far from over though. To find out what happens next, you better keep your eyes peeled for "Part II The Two Bells!" The End!  (For Now!)

Rodney gets hit by a car. There is no way to cure him, and they then get tested on by a nuclear bomb.

"The Lord of the Onion Rings: The Two Bells" (72 minute made for TV viewing broken up into three 24 minute episodes for regular TV viewing.) Salty Mike and Rodney continue to make their way towards Mount St. Helens to cast the accursed onion ring into the mountains fire so that the spirit of Carl Jack and bring the whole world back to its normal, more peaceful state. Unfortunatly, the hero's have lost their way and if THAT wasn't bad enough, they're being followed by something sinister! It's Holdem Foldem, the former bearer of the ring who after having it for so long, has devolved into an amphibian type creature. But Salty Mike recognizes the creature for what he used to be: General Specific. The name he had long ago before Holdem was afflicted by the curse of the ring and he completely lost his mind. Holdem agrees to be nice to the hero's and show them the safest way to Mount St. Helens as long as the hero's promise not to hurt Holdem. Seeing as how the two hero's have no better options available to them, they reluctantly agree and have Holdem lead the way. Meanwhile Samson, Eduardo, and Dexter hunt the evil Taco Well's cat army that is holding Leon and Andy captive. But when the army stops to rest for the night, Leon and Andy try to make a break for it, only to have some strange fighters appear out of nowhere to start taking out all the evil cats! Leon and Andy are able to use the confusion to their advantage and slip away unnoticed into the forest. The woods however, prove to be a mysterious place as the two aspiring hero's find out when they run into a tree that can talk and walk! It's the Magical Tree of Nowhere, filling the role of Treebeard! The Magical Tree asks if the two hero's are friend or foe, as the evil cats have hurt many of the living trees in the forest of their's. Leon and Andy promise that their friends, but the Magical Tree has his doubts. He decides to take the two to a wise old wizard who will know for sure whether or not the two are what they claim to be. Meanwhile, Samson, Eduardo, and Dexter have followed the trail of Leon and Andy into the woods, when they suddenly detect the presence of a great magic! They think it must be Mandark, and that the evil wizard has found the three hero's. They know they must strike swiftly and quickly before Mandark can fling one of his evil spells. It turns out not to be Mandark at all, but Mr. J who now instead of being decked out in gray, is now decked out in white. It seems that after Mr. J fell in the Mines of Klau, his fight with a dreaded Balrog was long and arduous, with Mr. J barely being able to put the Balrog on ice in the end. Mr. J was cold, tired, & thought he was done for. Fortunatly Jane Doe found Mr. J & using her own magical powers, restored Mr. J to full strength and gave him stronger magical powers to overcome the evil magical powers that Mandark has. And Mr. J is able to use them immediatly to, as under the influence of the evil Red Guy (filling the role of Grima Wormtongue,) is poisoning the mind of the good King of Adelaidia, Samurai Jack (filling the role of the King of Rohan-I'm too lazy to look up the name.) The hero's who don't want to see the innocent people of Adelaidia get hurt, know they must be taken to a safe shelter hidden within the confines of the Sierra Nevada's up in Yosemite Valley. Unfortunatly, this is just what Mandark wanted as he has already gathered an army of about 10,000 evil robots to march towards the safeguard and crush the forces of good once and for all! Meanwhile, Leon and Andy make their all plan to better the odds for the good guys by asking the Magical Tree to take them towards the Seattle Tower (filling the role of the tower of Isengard,) because that would be the last thing the forces of evil would expect them to do. The sight the Tree sees is not a happy one. An entire section of the Magical Tree's friends, acquaintances, neighbors, families, and relatives have all been felled by the evil Mandark! The tree knows no curse words strong enough in any language to express the anger towards Mandark's betrayal to nature, and know that Mandark must pay for his crimes! With a loud roar, the Magic Tree commands the rest of his surviving comrades to begin storming and assaulting the tower in order to destroy the bell at the top of the tower which commands Mandark's troops to battle! Meanwhile, Samson, Eduardo, and Dexter know that things aren't looking good for the citizens of the Kingdom of Adelaidia. The Kingdom doesn't have enough citizens who can be equipped for battle! Fortunatly, Mr. J brings in reinforcements in the form of a bunch of heroic, fellow legendary cartoon characters who finally turn the tide of the battle for the good guys! Meanwhile, General Specific has led them to a cave which will lead out into the land of Oregon (filling for the land of Mordor,) where the only thing left to do, is get to Mount St. Helens and be done with the accursed onion ring once and for all! Unfortunatly, Rodney gets lost in the caves, and Salty Mike doesn't know that he's purposely being led astray by Holdem into a trap in the form of a terrible, giant spider and her vicious dreaded spider's web! Fortunatly, Rodney is able to find Salty Mike in time and is able to drive the giant spider back to where she came from. Unfortunatly, the situation doesn't look good for the hero's as it seems that Salty Mike has fallen into a catatonic state and won't wake up. Unable to revive his comrade, Rodney knows the only choice left available to him is to take the accursed onion ring and continue the quest without Salty Mike. But before he can get very far, two evil robots find Salty Mike's body, and exclaim that Salty Mike has not been killed by the dreaded spider, but is indeed alive! The spider's venom only puts her victims into sleep for four hours as the Spider likes to torture her victims before she eats them. Seeing as there's a chance for Rodney to rescue Salty Mike, he knows that the mission to destroy the accursed onion ring must be put on hold until Salty Mike can be rescued, as Salty Mike is the only one capable of seeing the mission through to the end: the mission of throwing the onion ring into the magma of Mount St. Helens! Episode Notes: This episode idea is a parody of the second part of "The Lord of the Ring's" trilogy. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End! (For Now!)

"The Lord of the Rings: The Returning of the Imagination King" (72 minute made for TV movie broken down into three parts for regular episode viewing.) Mandark's tower of power has fallen and Mandark's threat to the world has ended. But the quest to save the world isn't over yet as Leon finds a Magical Orb submerged in the water which has the ability to let whoever holds it to gain access to the evil Jack Carl's nefarious plans! Unfortunatly, now Jack Carl thinks that Leon has the one Onion Ring to rule them all. Mr. J knows that the best chance for Leon is to take him with to the Land of Idaho (Filling in for Gondor.) Once there, Mr. J tries to convince the Steward of Idaho (being played by Kyle's dad) that he must allow his armies to band together with the armies of the Golden and Silver Age cartoons in order to defeat the robot menace that the evil spirit of Carl Jack is going to send after the city. Once the alarm is raised, every single willing and able being in the world will come rushing to Gondor's aid. But the Steward has gone mad with the loss of his favorite son Kyle and refuses to listen to reason. Fortunatly, Leon finally has a chance to prove himself by lighting the torch which sends a message to the other hero's that Idaho is ready for aid. Meanwhile, Rodney must fight past the Robot Guards holding Salty Mike prisoner and free him from the evil prison's stronghold. Once Rodney has done this, he is able to return the dreaded one Onion Ring to the rightful bearer, Salty Mike. Both Rodney and Salty Mike know that it's going to be practically impossible to get to Mt. St. Helens the way their equipped now, so they disguise themselves as robots in order to slip unnoticed further into the evil Carl Jack's territory. Things on the other hero's ends however, aren't going so good. Kyle's Father's other son, Cousin Eddie (playing the role of Faramir) has fallen in battle. Kyle's Father thinks that Cousin Eddie is dead and decides to burn his body alive alongside himself! Andy knows there's not a second to lose and runs to warn Mr. J of the Steward's mad plan. Mr. J and Rodney are able to rescue Cousin Eddie in time, but Kyle's dad is not so lucky as his body caught fire and now he's completely incapacitated. Fortunatly, Samson's, Eduardo's, and Dexter's armored allied armies have arrived and finally defeat the robot menace once and for all. But the battle was not without it's casualties. Samurai Jack fell in battle. He bequeaths the kingdom to his niece (being played by Lulu) to take over the rule of his kingdom. And Eduardo, the former Hider is finally able to take his place as the true ruler of Idaho, as the Imagination King. Meanwhile, Rodney and Salty Mike finally make it to the base of Mt. St. Helens. Unfortunatly, Holdem Foldem has been waiting there to ambush the two hero's in one last attempt to reclaim the one onion ring. In the confusion, Rodney slips down the mountain and seemingly manages to drive Holdem Foldem into retreating. But Salty Mike has already gone on ahead. Rodney finds Salty Mike overlooking the fiery lava inside Mt. St. Helens and Rodney knows that the time has finally come for the hero's journey to end by casting the accursed onion ring into the mountains fires. But no one is safe from the onion rings evil corruption as Salty Mike finally gives in to it's evil tendencies and claims the ring for his own. Rodney can't fight something he can't see, let alone fight his friend even if he is now evil. But someone is able to see and fight Salty Mike: Holdem Foldem ambushes Salty Mike again and tries to west away control of the one onion ring away from Salty Mike. In a fit of anger, Holdem Foldem bites off a claw of Salty Mike's which had the one onion ring on it. It would seem that the one onion ring is Holdem Foldem's again! Until the ledge that Holdem Foldem is standing on cracks underneath the pressure and causes both Holdem Foldem and the one onion ring to fall into the lava of Mt. St. Helens, destroying both of them instantly! Rodney knows there's not a moment to spare and tries to get Salty Mike (who's still disoriented from the ring's evil effects) as far away from the spreading lava as possible! Fortunatly, Mr. J's Justice Friends such as Major Glory and Val Hallen (filling the role of the eagle people) manage to fly down to Rodney and Salty Mike in time and carry them back to Idaho. The hero's finally get to see Eduardo coronated as a king, Rodney and the rest of the cast from "Squirrel Boy" return to their own home. Rodney finally gets the courage to ask Darlene (playing the role of Rose) to marry him. The epic journey is finally finished, and a tale for the ages has finally been done as the sun sets Into the West. Episode Notes: This is basically a parody of the events of the last part of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy: "The Return of the King." That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! THE END!

not_grape, you're insane! It took me practically forever to write a fully decent parody of The Lord of the Rings as a parody made-for-TV movie for Squirrel Boy, and yet you like something that probably only 5 seconds to think up and less than 5 minutes to type up?! I'd sure hate to be the delusionial kind! I'm so glad I'm not though! Anyways, here's my latest episode idea! "For the Love of Rodney" Kyle is a boy who lives on the edge, he likes extreme biking, extreme mountain climbing, extreme snowboarding, extreme surfing, and most of all, extreme skateboarding! When Rodney catches Kyle in action one day, he finally sees something that he likes about the bully. The thing Rodney likes is that Kyle looks so cool doing his dangerous skateboard tricks! Rodney wants to do tricks just like Kyle, but Mr. J isn't going to let THAT happen in a trillion years as people who skateboard are insane! Rodney is dejected at the thought that his dream has been shot down, until Salty Mike appears with a solution to Rodney's problems. While the rest of the household is sleeping, Rodney can sneak out and practice his skateboard skills in secret. Then when a big competition comes around, Rodney can sign up and prove just how much talent he has to his family when it comes to skateboarding. Rodney reluctantly agrees to this proposal as his 'need' to skate is really bad. But is Salty Mike really trying to help Rodney, or is he and Kyle just setting Rodney up for a world of hurt? In either case, will Andy be able to find this information out and help his friend in time? Let's hope so! "The Trouble With Riddles" On what will seem to be just another ordinary day, Andy and Rodney wake up to find a message from Kyle and Salty Mike that their friend Leon is being held prisoner and unless they can solve a pre-determined number of riddles in the alotted time that they are given to solve them, Leon will pay! But it's going to be a tough challenge when Salty Mike's brain is the one coming up with the most brain-stumping convoluted riddles that Andy and Rodney have ever come across! Will they be able to solve all the riddles in time? Or is Leon really in any danger at all? Episode Notes: The second episode segment takes place in real time as Andy and Rodney have to figure the riddles out in seconds and minutes before the episode segment ends. It turns out that when Kyle and Salty Mike said Leon was going to pay, they meant in cash for a sale of instant waffles by Kyle's dad, the salesman! Talk about a whole lot of trouble for something very little! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Whatever, not_grape! "Critic's Anonymous" All over town, all Mr. J hears anyone talk about is the criticizing of various things, mostly of things that are not only not important, but of things that are completely WRONG to criticize to begin with! Determined to put a stop to this bickering, Mr. J sets up a new club called "Critic's Anonymous" in an effort to get people to stop arguing with each other and learn to agree! Is Mr. J's plan going to be a success? Probabably not, but it will sure be an interesting train wreck to watch! "Salty Mike and the Salty Mechanics" When Salty Mike needs to get a shot to prevent him from catching the Chinese Bird Flu, the shot winds up costing Kyle's parents a lot of money! Kyle's parents are opposed to paying such an outrageous price for a bird like Salty Mike. But Salty Mike promises Kyle's parents that he'll repay every single last cent that Kyle's parents have to spend on him. So Kyle's parents pay for the shot. The shot winds up costing a whopping amount of $3,000! Salty Mike is only a parrot! How can he come up with so much money?! Fortunatly the answer comes to him when Kyle's parents stop to get one of their cars tuned up and the mechanics there don't have a clue as to how to make the car run at it's maximum performance. Fortunatly, Salty Mike isn't the brainy half of Kyle's team for nothing as he's able to accurately examine and diagnose how to make the car running perfectly again. It seems that Salty Mike has a real talent for fixing mechanical contraptions so the mechanics there ask Salty Mike if he would like a job with them. Salty Mike finally has an idea of how to pay Kyle's parents back! By earning money as a mechanic, Salty Mike will be able to pay Kyle's parents back much sooner than he previously thought he'd be able to! Soon the company that Salty Mike works for called The Salty Mechanics becomes the highest rated mechanic company in the town! But things beneath the surface aren't what they appear to be. It seems the company is owned by the three ugly rats that once threatened Cousin Eddie's life. The three hideous rats have a penchant of making people offers they CAN'T refuse, and order Salty Mike to 'repossess' some of the furniture that Kyle's dad has accumulated over the years as he hasn't paid his proper tribute to the rat leader in three months. Will Salty Mike go through with this family betraying plan, or will he have the courage to ask Rodney and Andy for help? You won't believe the answer to THIS episode! Episode Notes: The Critics Anonymous Club is disbanded, but not before everyone agrees to criticize ONLY the things that DESERVE criticizing! First time that Salty Mike asks for Andy and Rodney's help in something! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Rodney suddenly survives Chuck Norris and drops out of Squirrel Heaven. Then he ends up in a strange irregular looking jungle where Donkey Kong chest slams him and Yoshi eats Andy's remains for supper.

"Unsanitary Insanity!" Oscar considers it extremely important that he is kept clean. It's not just a good idea for him: he considers it a neccessity as being clean keeps him from cracking up from his various symptoms. What Oscar doesn't realize is that his parents thought it would be a good time to renovate the showers of his house by taking all the plumbing out so that the water will instead come from natural hot springs to make Oscar feel extremely well! This unfortunately leaves Oscar in a quandry as Oscar now doesn't have a place in his entire home to take a shower! Now he has to get a shower somewhere else! Will he be able to find a shower, or will Oscar crack from unsanitary insanity first?! "The Longest Yard Streaking!" Far on the outskirts in town, Rodney and Andy have found the perfect pond to go swimming in during the hot spells of summer. What Rodney and Andy don't realize is that soon after Kyle and Salty Mike discover this pond too & they go swimming in it whenever Andy & Rodney aren't swimming in it! Though neither one realizes they are utilizing the same pool until one day it says on the weather that what might undeniably be the hottest day of the year, Rodney and Andy as well as Kyle and Salty Mike both decide to take a dip in the pond today, both arriving at about the same time! Kyle and Andy can't believe that the other has been ruining 'their' perfect pond with their filth and demands that the other stop it this very instant! Rodney than actually comes up with a great suggestion: the pond is big enough for all of them to enjoy it so why don't they share it? Salty Mike thinks this might actually be a good idea and tells Kyle to go along with it. Andy also begrudginly agrees. It doesn't take too long however before Kyle decides that something needs to be done in order to drive Andy away. So Kyle triple dog dares Andy to go swimming in the pond naked unless he's a little chicken boy instead of a squirrel boy! But Andy surprisingly agrees to this on one condition: Kyle has to do it to! Kyle isn't about to back down from his challenge now, so both boys get au naturel as they get into the pool. Rodney and Salty Mike are already not wearing clothes, so they just dive in. What none of them know is that Martha is in the area collecting various items to display in her new exhibit of lost items lost by people in the local tri-county area. Martha comes across the clothes that Kyle and Andy were wearing although she's never seen them wear those clothes before so she thinks they must have been blown away from some laundry clothesline and adds those clothes to her collection. When Andy and Kyle are done swimming: they're shocked to find that they can't find their clothes! They're completely naked and vulnerable to humiliating shame from anyone who might see them! Now Andy and Kyle must make a dash across the long yard separating them from civilization as well as a place where they can get into some new clothes before anybody sees them naked together! Can they get back before their little fiasco is found out?! Probably not, but it sure will be an interesting train wreck to watch! Episode Notes: Kyle's reputation as a bad boy is shot to pieces when a bunch of people snap a bunch of pictures of Andy and Kyle naked together, so now Kyle and Salty Mike have no one willing to be friends with him except Rodney and Andy! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

"Trouble Me" It seems that Rodney's Cousin Eddie isn't the only one who has troubles with the giant ugly rats as the mob mice demand that Darlene pay them rent money or else they'll chop down her tree home. Now Andy, Rodney, and Leon must figure out a way to raise some money in order for Darlene to keep her home. Will Rodney's longtime adult adversary the elderly woman named Esther be willing to let them sell her lemonade considering the tumultuos relationship Rodney and Esther have had? "Wild Thing!" Andy has managed to convince Oscar's parents that what Oscar really needs is for some time out in the real world so that the conditions that have plagued him will be significantly lessened if he's ever going to make it as an adult. So Andy and Rodney take Oscar to a zoo so he can see animals besides squirrels. Oscar is naturally troubled that he's going to catch something, but nobody can predict what Oscar is going to catch today! A capybara that has a cold sneezes and his germs blow into Oscar's body. But Oscar has an adverse effect to this strange ailment. Instead of getting sick, Oscar starts becoming faster and stronger than he's ever been before! But the more physically well Oscar get, the less civilized and intelligent Oscar becomes! Can Andy and Rodney figure out a cure for Oscar before their old friend is completely gone? Episode Notes: The two episode segment titles are references to popular 1989 hit songs of the same name. The former is even sung while the episode is being played! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

"Squirrel Boy Squared X2" (30 minute episode.) Oscar considers himself pathetic, and with good reason too! He's allergic to practically everything and has almost no muscle strength whatsoever. And now his parents expect him to watch after his little sister who is like a ball of energy for an entire afternoon? Oscar thinks that there is no way he can handle Lulu for an entire six hours by himself! So he asks Rodney and Andy if they will help him watch his sister. But Mr. J is going on a business trip that he has to take his wife along with him, and since Andy likes to travel, he is going along to. However, since there are no pets of any kind allowed on the plane they're traveling on, Rodney has to stay at home. But Rodney doesn't want to be alone in helping Oscar watch Lulu who has a tendency of trying to break squirrels in half! So Rodney asks Leon if he wants to do the most fun thing ever by entertaining a pretty little girl for six hours. Leon being Leon, blindly accepts not knowing of the trouble that is inevitably going to come from being around Lulu. Fortunatly it seems that Leon is able to keep Lulu so entertained, she completely forgets to hug the squirrel and it seems like the day might go off without a hitch. But when Leon inevitably turns his back to help his friends make some rice crispies treats for all of them, Lulu disappears! Oscar knows this is bad because if the three of them can't find Lulu before his parents come home, they'll never trust him with this level of responsibility again! But with two squirrels for one boy instead of just one squirrel, the job of finding Lulu should be much easier right? Finding her, maybe easier, but getting her back home will REALLY be a challenge! Episode Notes: The reason Lulu ran off was to chase after and hug Darlene who Lulu saw outside. Oscar's parents agree to lift some restrictions off of Oscar for managing to maintain such great responsibility in ensuring his younger sister's safety. Now Oscar can ride on see-saws, swing on swings, and slide down slides without wearing a plastic bubble! Hey, it's not perfection but for Oscar, at least it's progress! That's my episode idea for today!  Enough said, true believers! The End!

I have a good idea for the credits!!

Well, how about, Rodney and Andy play Volley-Tennis, that's a game you play just like volleyball only with rackets and they challenge Kyle and Salty Mike and in the end, when the credits appear, Rodnye can be seen with the ball dribbling on his racket, walking thru all sorts of people, like Darlene, Andy, a crashing car, birds and so on, and he doesn't notice any of that and just keeps on dribbling!
In the end he stops the balls and says: "99! almost 100! hey! what happened here?", he asks and looks around and sees the whole town crashed.   

I'm afraid I've got nothing! The problem with this show is that since the plots are so simple, it's hard for me to come up with original episode ideas that speak on such a simple level as when I want to write episode ideas, I want to express my ideas to the fullest and this show isn't really allowing me to do that! I'm afraid I've just got two episode ideas left in me before I make a season summary for the first season of my ideas and then I'm probably gone from this website. That doesn't mean that I'm no longer a fan though! I'll always be a fan of this creative show! So without further ado, here are my last two episode ideas! Episode Idea 1: "We Are the Toons" (72 minute special broken up into 3, 24 minute episodes for regular TV viewing.) Andy, Rodney, Leon, Darlene, and Cousin Eddie all participate on the hero's side in a cartoon crossover the likes of which nobody has ever seen including cartoons from other shows including not just ones owned by Cartoon Network, but a bunch of family friendly cartoons owned by any cartoon studio that's ever produced cartoons! This fund-raising special to raise money for under-priveledged people living in third world countries is one you don't want to miss! See also the episode idea titles of "We Are the Toons" in the episode idea forums of "Spongebob Squarepants, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Camp Lazlo," and "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" for more details! Episode Idea 2: "Come Undone (AKA: The Johnson's New Clothes.") (30 minute episode.) Mr. J considers himself the savviest, snappiest dresser in the entire tri-counties area. He simply refuses to step out to greet the day unless he's wearing the best, newest, freshest, one-of-a-kind designer originals of the day! However, Kyle and Salty Mike have a plan that might change all of that! Kyle using his dad's book of How To Sell Anything To Anybody For Dummies, Kyle has a way for a scam to make him and Salty Mike a ton of money by getting it from the Johnson's. Kyle using an old form of trickery called 'lying,' convince Mr. J that his mom and dad have been teaching him how to make clothes and he can make a fine design out of Dollars and cents that when finished, will have the beautiful radiance of a thousand suns and will be the last set of clothes that Mr. J will ever need to own or wear. Of course, Kyle will need money from Mr. J before he can make this design as dollars and cents aren't exactly cheap materials to come by. Also, the outfit the duo is designing is very special as only someone who is not a fool will be able to see the splendid outfit. Mr. J and Andy like the idea so much, they convince all the men living in the entire tri-counties area to buy one and to make sure the women don't interfere with this decision, to send them all on a vacation to Atlantic City, New Jersey to have fun while they're in that town. Ironically enough, Rodney is the only one not buying Kyle's money/clothes scam, but since he is the 'insane' one of the Johnson family, nobody in the tri-counties area will believe him save for Oscar. Now Oscar is a very timid boy who has never tried to stand up for much of anything lest he suffer something painful, but even Oscar can't stand the thought of all the men waltzing around like they're really wearing something even though it's nothing! But Rodney knows if nobody will listen to him, than maybe they will listen to Oscar! But you might never believe the surprise twist that comes from the shocking revelation! What could this revelation possibly be? Find out in this life-changing Squirrel Boy episode! Episode Notes: Although Oscar tells the truth that everybody's naked, the whole town feels better than they've ever been clothed and realize they don't have to hide who they are as they are all basically the same on the outside and realize it's not clothes that make the man, man makes the clothes and clothes don't have any bearing on men's life anymore as the Tri-County region for them now becomes clothing optional for all ages! Ironically enough, as soon as Oscar frees himself from the protection of so much 'health-enhancing' material, his allergies and weaknesses all clear up and he's no longer a weakling that needs to be sheltered! Mr. J, Andy, Oscar, and a whole bunch of other men appear naked in this episode! That's my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!