Stacked Season 1 Episode 1

Harold: (To Katrina, as she walks in late for work again) Finally! Where's my coffee?
Katrina: I don't know. Where's the life I always wanted?

Gavin: Katrina, you're late again.
Katrina: It's not my fault, it's the universe! This morning my car wouldn't start so I had to take the bus. And this guy sitting next to me had some sort of seizure or something. And then this lady screamed out, "Hell choke on his tongue! Somebody stick their wallet in his mouth!", so I did! I stuck my wallet in his mouth!
Gavin: Let me guess. Then they ran off with your wallet?
Katrina: (turns her back to Gavin as if to go make coffee) No. (turns back around, almost sobbing) Yes!

Katrina: I seem to have things for guys who are one naked girl away from realizing they're gay.

Skyler: I seem to have a thing for guys in a band (pause) and actors (pause) and pro athletes (pause) and circus performers.

Skyler: Well, call me old fashioned, but if you are going to be in bed with two women, one of them better be me!