Stacked Season 1 Episode 5

Harold: When I was a kid, I turned a toaster into a radio. Lousy sound, but 1080 on the AM dial was the perfect setting for an English muffin.

Stuart: (dressed as wizard) Ahoy! I am the Wizard of Physicstan.
Katrina: Where's that, the Virgin Islands?

Gavin: (after Eddie grabs him) Eddie, get your hands off me, or so help me God, I will...ask you a second time to get your hands off me.

Skyler: Be careful, he's got a temper.
Gavin: What's he going, take a swing at me in a public place?
Stuart: Yeah, you're right. No one ever fights in an Irish pub.

Stuart: Well, you did go screaming into the office when Curious George got loose.
Gavin: Did you see what he was doing to my leg? If you ask me, he was Bi-Curious George.

Gavin: Yeah, the guy cheated on you left and right. He's completely meretricious.
Skyler: Professor?
Harold: Meretricious. It's a word people use to say, "Hey, look at me. I know the word 'meretricious'."

Gavin: Yeah, the guy cheated on you left and right. He's completely meretricious.
Skyler: Professor?
Harold: Meretricious. It's a word people use to say, "Hey, look at me. I know the word 'meretricious'."

Skyler: Eddie has this power. He's very charming despite the cheap ploys to get me back.
Katrina: (looking at earrings) Cheap? I would have given him my entire grandfather for these.

Stuart: So, if I do it, Harold, will you at least give me some pointers?
Harold: I suppose. Well, don't give yourself any clever name. There's nothing funny about calling yourself a "mad scientist." I knew a real mad scientist once; people died. (pause) I also knew a nutty professor.