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If ENT was Survivor....

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    Deanna_T

    [21]Jul 31, 2006
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    hoshi goes branzi on reed's english arse, but hoshi's backdoor is closed for the nite because she wants in on t'pol's whippings. hdz whips out the enchilada sause for her, trip, archer flauta in which tripp want to show off his.

    rotf @ Hernandwich
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    lobomensch

    [22]Aug 1, 2006
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    Trip then says, "Here's the whole enchilada" and Hernandez "flavors" it with some pico de gallo, which makes her mouth and his eyes water. Meanwhile, Phlox tends to Reed's aching bum, but has to sedate him when Reed gets too nervous about his using tribble saliva salve.
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    Deanna_T

    [23]Aug 1, 2006
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    but archer is having trouble with his warp drive so he cant hit "warp" because ziggy is watching. while al starts to grope hoshi, but she dosent feel a thing because he is a hologram. al also tries to get inbetween hoshi who is on all 4's getting whipped by t'pol with a coconut leather whip. travis is standing on the sidelines cheering t'pol on, and reed starts to cry when he walks up because phlox just gave him an enema.
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    lobomensch

    [24]Aug 2, 2006
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    Love it! Could imagine this being a remake of a scene from "Blue Velvet" with Al crawling on his knees to get up and start singing "In Dreams" while Phlox makes like Frank Booth and starts inhaling in on an oxygen mask, then asking Trip what kind of pie he likes.. ("Pecan??!!") Of course, he'd be telling Travis to pour the beer and Hoshi and T'Pol would be dancing on the side.. "Daddy's coming home, urrrr urrr urrr!"
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    Deanna_T

    [25]Aug 2, 2006
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    wht a filth fest!!! lol.

    hdz. realizes she isent getting any younger, and starts to provicitly rub up against archer, but archer is to busy telling to al who is doggy styling hoshi to stop. ziggy starts to go on the fritz because phlox spilled the enema juice on him and sparks start to fly. tripp wants some vulcan pecan pie, but t'pol is to busy licking beer off of travis' chest to even notice tripp is trying to pull her off. reed discovers the leather whips...
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    lobomensch

    [26]Aug 4, 2006
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    And Archer says "Oh boy" as Reed starts spanking Hernandez, "Aiiiee que suerte!" Phlox has a hard time recalibrating Ziggy who's suffering a real "sensor overload".
    Al finishes with Hoshi and tells Archer to "leap into that".
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    Deanna_T

    [27]Aug 4, 2006
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    "la bambaaaaaa laaaaaa bambaaaaa" hdz. starts to sing as reed spanks her with the leather whips. archer cant bring himself to "jump in" as he rocks back and forth chanting "oh boy". ziggy actully explodes leaving phlox with burn marks and al then uses ziggy's chard remains as an ash tray.
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    lobomensch

    [28]Aug 5, 2006
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    Charred remains, love it. T'Pol taunts Trip by eating pecan pie from Travis' lap. Phlox then takes over for Archer, giving Hoshi the tongue, really... Reed hands the whip to Hernandez, who sees her opportunity with his wearing bottomless chaps..
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    Deanna_T

    [29]Aug 5, 2006
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    bottomless chaps...classic .
    Al's drops the cigar from his mouth as his other "cigar" lights up from all the T'Pol action. Trip wanting T'Pol to taste his pie, offers T'Pol even tastier nuts with chocolate syrup. Hoshi then grabs Phlox's face ridges as handle bars and starts screaming "aiiiiiiiieeee" in many diffrent langages. Reed starts to lick his lips as Hdz. splashs pineapple salsa on his ass before he gets a Mexican style whipping.

    lobito, I wonder...wht if any of the actors come across this site with a search of thier names and find all of this filth fest? Survivor and housewife...LOL would they be pissed or laugh till it hurts?
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    lobomensch

    [30]Aug 6, 2006
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    Who knows, they might even find more than their curiosity aroused by these posts, mija...

    Pinapple salsa, que sabor! Any ways, Kelby and Travis offer to be Archer's "relief crew" in finishing Hoshi off after Phlox leaves to check on the roast targito. Al puts a cigar in Trip's mouth and asks him if this is only just his first marriage. In the meantime, Hernandez blindfolds Reed and tells him she's going to play "hide the warp core" when she ties him to a palm tree, but then decides to play pinata with him, filling his shorts up with tortilla chips for the salsa.

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    Deanna_T

    [31]Aug 7, 2006
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    hehehee...they take notes

    Hoshi starts to get tierd of standing up straight and starts yelling in diffent lanauges at the diffrent guys who are just standing around yelling "Ah Snap" and pointing. Archer still is rocking back and forth with his thumb in his mouth chanting "Oh Boy" and Travis takes the oppertunity to spray paint gang signs all over the capt. Tripp confides to Al that he has several kids with T'Pol but he doesnt bother with child support because T'Pol's momma takes care of them and T'Pol is always in the Vulcan "phase" for more. Reed starts to laugh nervously as he hoisted up by the waist blindfolded by Hdz, with the help of Kelby. Those 2 made sure that Reed's shorts were filled with chips and salsa as he feels the air of the first swing by Hdz.
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    lobomensch

    [32]Aug 9, 2006
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    Hernandez is about to strike when Hoshi grabs the whip from him and smacks her bottom with it, then shows her how it's done. Travis then rolls a fat joint and lights up, Archer eagerly inhaling, while Trip gets the munchies and heads for Reed's 'serving tray'. Phlox takes a few tokes and shows them how he blows smoke rings with his tongue, and Kelby laughs himself sick. Al asks T'Pol if she's ever smoked before and starts singing the lyrics to Steve Miller's "The Joker".
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    Deanna_T

    [33]Aug 14, 2006
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    Hdz starts yelling in spanish at Hoshi and in turn Hoshi yells back. The fumes from the joint makes them very woozy and both start to make out. Al taking notice grabs the camera and starts tapping everything live to the internet to one of those "girls gone wild" sites he also encourages T'Pol to join in. Archer gets up and starts to beg for his own banana peel joint and for some of Reed's pant nachos. Tripp is beyond hi and starts digging around Reed's pants for the chips. Reed is freaking out and wants Tripp to stop, but Tripp grabs Reed's ahem and starts yelling why the "nacho is stuck at the bottom". Phlox also blows smoke though his nose, while Kelby is puking from all the laughter. The smoke from all the party causes the Orion Slave Girls and Snoop to suddendly arrive...
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    [34]Aug 20, 2006
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    Everyone gets higher than a plane at this point, and the rump-shaker music begins to play. The Orions, T'Pol, and Hoshi start doing Fly-Girl routines ala "In Living Color," while all the men watch, doing Arsenio "whoops" and eating the leftover targ and chips Tripp has given Reed a reach-around for, since the guys are having a huge case of the munichies.
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    [35]Aug 21, 2006
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    Snoop starts to preform "Gin and Juice" and everyone just waves back and forth from the slowness of the song and the fumes. Laid back.....
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    [36]Aug 24, 2006
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    and they all lay on the sand, making sand angels, except for Phlox, who's making obscene sculptures.
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    [37]Aug 24, 2006
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    Reed takes his face in the sand and waits for the waves to hit him. Archer is surround by Orion girls who want his "autograph". The others are to stoned to even remeber thier names. But Phlox is to busy sculpting T'Pol.
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