Star Trek: Enterprise

Season 1 Episode 25

Two Days and Two Nights

Aired Wednesday 8:00 PM May 15, 2002 on UPN



  • Trivia

    • Mission Date: 18 February 2152

    • Nitpick: According to the rules of standard English orthography, the planet's name, Risa should be pronounced to rhyme with visa or Lisa. To make the spelling conform to the way the characters on the show pronounce it, it should be spelled either Raisa or Reysa (similar to the sound patterns in the words Kaiser or geyser.

    • Nitpick: The aliens that rob Trip and Malcolm say specifically that it would be too risky for them to try to clean out Trip and Malcolm's hotel room, which contains at least the clothes they had worn on the flight down to Risa. Yet, the two wear only their underwear on the flight back to Enterprise.

  • Quotes

    • Archer: What about you, Hoshi? Did you do anything constructive?
      Hoshi: I learned several interesting... conjugations.

    • Trip: What about that one?
      Malcolm: Now I know you've been cooped up on a Starship too long.
      Trip: Well, what's wrong with her?
      Malcolm: Nothing I suppose, I just wouldn't know which eyes to look into.
      (Both laugh)
      Malcolm: Now she's interesting...
      Trip: I don't think 'she's' the right pronoun.
      Malcolm: Eech, I don't know, maybe I should have brought my scanner with me.

    • Malcolm: The Vulcan database didn't mentioned anything about crime.
      Trip: They said it was very rare.
      Malcolm: What?
      Trip: It had some warnings. But I didn't think it'd be a problem.
      Malcolm: Wonderful.
      Trip: You think this is my fault?!
      Malcolm: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.
      Trip: Gorgeous aliens! Don't forget they were gorgeous.
      Malcolm: They were male!
      Trip: Not at first!!!

    • Trip: Malcolm, bearing 180.
      Malcolm: What?
      Trip: Behind you.

    • Phlox: What seems to be the trouble, Captain?
      Travis: It's Travis, doctor.
      Cuttler: He's having some kind of anaphylactic reaction.
      Phlox: (looking at the screen) Incredible.
      T'Pol: (looking at the same screen) What?
      Phlox: I've been standing up for almost five minutes.

    • Cuttler: Phlox?
      Phlox: I don't care what it tastes like.
      T'Pol: Wake up doctor.
      Phlox: Subcommander? Has it been 48 hours?
      T'Pol: No.
      Phlox: Then why did you wake me?!
      T'Pol: There's a medical emergency.
      Phlox: Emergency? Then call the doctor.
      T'Pol: You're the doctor.
      Phlox: Of course. Who's sick?
      T'Pol: Ensign Mayweather.
      Phlox: Who?
      T'Pol: Ensign Mayweather. Our helmsman.
      Phlox: I know who he is! Where is he? (looking under his blanket)
      Cuttler: In sickbay.
      Phlox: We're not in sickbay?
      T'Pol: We're in your quarters.
      Phlox: Well then... to sickbay! (he trips and falls on the floor) I could use some assistance, please.

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