(Eli shoots a "Wanted" ad with his picture)
Eli: If I ever find the varmint that drew this, he'll be sorry he ever put pen to paper. I'm 10 times uglier than that, ain't I?
(a bandito laughs out loud)
Eli: Shut up! You laugh so much, it's a wonder you ain't got flies in your mouth.
Bandito: You're a very funny man, Senor Eli.