Data fully functional and programed in multiple techniques

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    katsmeow221

    [1]Jun 15, 2008
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    Since Data is fully functional and programed in multiple techniques sexually how come this was only taken advantage of twice? No emotions to get in the way or get attached by. You would think that the lonely women of the galaxy would be lining up to take advantage of Data. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks about such things. So I was just wondering if it ever occured to anyone else.
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    jvma7621

    [2]Jun 19, 2008
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    Yes, you are the only person to think of such things...deviant!! Just kidding.

    His ability to keep a secret helps too. However, I think you're forgetting the Holodeck. I would imagine most people take care of their needs in there. Personally, I would be in there an unhealthy amount of time.

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    GodEmperorJason

    [3]Dec 1, 2008
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    Data doesn't advertise that he's so functional, I think most women would assume that he is not, others may be creeped out by utilizing an android in such a way and yet others may want an emotional connection, lastly Data is surrounded by the classy women of the Federation, he's not just floating around waiting to 'function'.
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    Jedi_Dragon

    [4]Apr 2, 2010
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    What I wanna know is, why did Dr. Soong program Data in those 'multiple techniques' in the first place? How could he have thought that would ever possibly come in handy for an android?


    Hmm, maybe Soong was studying Freud at the time.

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    KingofIPirates

    [5]Apr 3, 2010
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    Soong was freaky old man, he probably wouldn't mind watching.
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    billilelli

    [6]Apr 18, 2010
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    I wonder what techniques he can do?

    And I must be a freak or something because I think I actually could date him, even without the emotion chip.

    Just someone coming over with flowers or acting romantic and being able to satisfy me completely is enough!

    B.
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    seto1

    [7]May 9, 2010
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    Hmm maybe i could learn a bit from that but i too am fully functional in multiple techniques .
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    ChipsTheButler

    [8]Apr 28, 2011
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    billilelli wrote:
    I wonder what techniques he can do?

    B.


    Well, he wouldn't be able to do scat or golden showers, since he doesn't have the... required materials. All the other stuff, which would be a long list, he could do.
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    Yaspaa

    [9]May 25, 2011
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    ChipsTheButler wrote:
    billilelli wrote:
    I wonder what techniques he can do?

    B.


    Well, he wouldn't be able to do scat or golden showers, since he doesn't have the... required materials. All the other stuff, which would be a long list, he could do.

    Dude! haha.
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    jvma7621

    [10]Jun 6, 2011
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    ChipsTheButler wrote:
    billilelli wrote:
    I wonder what techniques he can do?

    B.


    Well, he wouldn't be able to do scat or golden showers, since he doesn't have the... required materials. All the other stuff, which would be a long list, he could do.


    Interesting debate. I was not aware that being able to pee on somebody was considered a "technique." Including the pee capability, I am now programmed in two techniques. Any takers?
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    ChipsTheButler

    [11]Jun 6, 2011
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    You must be very boring in bed if including golden showers you can only do two things.
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