Next Generation In 5 Words

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    flinched

    [61]Feb 16, 2007
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    dry wit and poker analogies...
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    ferdiaob

    [62]Feb 16, 2007
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    which although fine for humans,
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    flinched

    [63]Feb 16, 2007
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    made the Borg throw up...
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    ferdiaob

    [64]Feb 17, 2007
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    as one, which made the
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    flinched

    [65]Feb 18, 2007
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    collective quite nauseous and constipated...
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    ferdiaob

    [66]Feb 23, 2007
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    which resulted in the complete
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    Oderry

    [67]Feb 25, 2007
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    destabilization of the Delta Quadrant!
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    CruisD64

    [68]Feb 27, 2007
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    Counselor Troi calls me daddy!
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    BroadwayPhil

    [69]Feb 28, 2007
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    But Troi was proven wrong.
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    Oderry

    [70]Mar 1, 2007
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    A bunch of Crazies! wrote:
    Captain Picard was enjoying his morning stroll through Deck Eight when Riker came from behind carrying Geordi's latest invention, the phase variant vibration device that, as Geordi claimed, was capable of stimulating and recharging a man's heart, when suddenly Deanna ran up to him and grabbed his VISOR, running to the Holodeck, where Barclay was indulging his fantasy about Data looking at his fully functional unit, thinking about the time Deanna stepped out of the mudbath at a spa on Risa, revealing her enormous flotation buoys and he got pretty excited at this thought, so much in fact that he almost squirted a whole cupful of Romulan ale right there, when Spot suddenly swiped at his data padd containing pictures of Doctor Crusher in a compromising position, sitting with her legs wrapped around her neck and doing very interesting things with her phaser and medical tricorder powering them up and sticking them in various junctures, thinking about what people would do when these images would spread and Barclay downloaded them for the crew's viewing that night. Data brought violin for accompaniment along with Romulan ale which Riker guzzled down while eating hotdogs. He then looked up Deanna's cosmic cheerleader outfit and Guinan's fake Ferengi ears were discussing Riker's immature eating habits when Barclay came rushing in To say Q had had something for Riker to see, immediately. Q snapped his fingers and a very attractive, dark-haired Ardra, seduced me on Ventax2 appeared, surrounded by flames, while Riker peeled off his pajamas "The borg are back Capt." Then the Borg arrived and Hugh was angry at Data. The Borg assimilated Riker's pajamas, but left Riker because he would contaminate the collective with his usual old brand of dry wit and poker analogies which although fine for humans, made the Borg throw up as one, which made the collective quite nauseous and constipated, which resulted in the complete destabilization of the Delta Quadrant! Counselor Troi calls me daddy! But Troi was proven wrong.
    Suddenly, from the depths of
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    lobomensch

    [71]Mar 1, 2007
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    the turboshaft, out lept Spot...
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    flinched

    [72]Mar 6, 2007
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    and jumped onto Worf's face...
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    BroadwayPhil

    [73]Mar 6, 2007
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    Worf, insulted, desired Spot's dismemberment...
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    lobomensch

    [74]Mar 9, 2007
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    Then Alexander's Dalvan hissing beetle...
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    ferdiaob

    [75]Mar 25, 2007
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    brought James Moriarty out of
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    Vortex8472

    [76]Mar 26, 2007
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    isolinear storage restoring his program
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    felicore

    [77]Apr 2, 2007
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    ..just in time to start...
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    lobomensch

    [78]Apr 9, 2007
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    showing the Contessa his data-rod...
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    BroadwayPhil

    [79]Apr 12, 2007
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    ...until Spot, fleeing, interrupted them...
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    lobomensch

    [80]Apr 12, 2007
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    by clawing frantically at his...
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