(The Doctor experiences a program created by Paris in which he encounters a version of himself with a bad combover and an alternate version of Seven of Nine)
The Doctor (Alternate): When I tell you your shift begins at 0800, that doesn't mean you can stroll in here at 0800 and 24 seconds. Do you understand me, Ensign?!
The Doctor: This is outrageous.
The Doctor (Alternate): What's outrageous is that I'm going to miss my tee time. Now, come along. (walks over to the surgical bay where a quite different Seven Of Nine is sitting, holding her wounded shoulder) Aw, what seems to be the trouble, One Of Three?
Two Of Three: I'm Two Of Three.
The Doctor (Alternate): Sorry. (whispering to The Doctor) They're triplets, you know.
Two Of Three: It hurts when I do this.
The Doctor (Alternate): Well, then don't do it!