Holographic Paris: Welcome. You've made an excellent choice. You're obviously a person with impeccable taste.
The Doctor: Computer, freeze program.
Computer: Unable to comply.
Holographic Paris: You are about to embark on a remarkable journey. You will take on the role of a medical assistant aboard the Starship Voyeur.
The Doctor: Voyeur?!
Holographic Paris: Your job will be to assist the Chief Medical Officer, and learn to tolerate his overbearing behaviour and obnoxious bedside manner. Remember, patience is a virtue. (the holodeck turns into the Voyager Sickbay) Chapter one. 'It's The Doctor's World, You're Just Living In It.'