Star Trek: Voyager Season 7 Episode 19

Q: If your little playmate has to die to teach you a lesson, then so be it.

Q: The boy needs to demonstrate nothing less than exemplary Q-ness.
Janeway: And what exactly is 'Q-ness'?
Q: Oh, it's impossible for your minuscule mind to comprehend, but I know Q-ness when I see it. And this is not it.

Janeway: You can't just dump your child on someone and hope he learns something.
Q: (genuinely confused) I can't?

Q2: Maybe you should've picked a better godmother.
Q: I wonder if it's too late to ask Jean-Luc.

Janeway: (to Q2) We may be common bipeds, but we're not stupid.

Janeway: I'm not a parent.
Q: Maybe not in the biological sense, but you're certainly a mommy to this crew. Just look how quickly you housebroke that Borg drone!

Q2: (to Janeway) I like you, Aunt Kathy. You've got gumption.

Q2: Scan, scan, scan... that's all you people ever do! I've been through every deck on this ship and do you know what I've seen? Bipeds pushing buttons, bipeds running diagnostics, bipeds replacing relays. When are you going to do something interesting?!

(Janeway calling for a turbolift)
Q: Going up?
Janeway: I'll catch the next one.
(Q frowns and Janeway closes the lift doors on him)

Seven: You would be wise to follow Icheb's example. By applying himself, he's become a valued member of this crew.
Q2: Can I see you naked again?

Q2: (to Neelix) You know what, Talaxian? You talk to much.
(scene ends)
(In Sickbay, with a slightly altered Neelix)
The Doctor: His jaw's been fused and his vocal cords removed. I might be able to undo some of the cosmetic damage, but only Q can restore his voice.

(standing in front of a replicator)
Janeway: Coffee, black.
Computer: Make it yourself!

Q2: We were just getting to the good part!
Q: If the Continuum's told you once, they've told you a thousand times: DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!