Gaunt Gary: I just don't know what the dolls see in the gigolo. Do you? Me... I got a whole different approach to women: treat a lady like a tramp, and a tramp like a lady. Never fails.
B'Elanna: Paris... did you program this guy?
Paris: Yeah, why?
B'Elanna: He's a pig... and so are you.
Gaunt Gary: Almost never...