Mitchell: Hey, man, I remember you back at the Academy; a stack of books with legs! The only thing I ever heard from an upperclassman was, "Watch out for Lt. Kirk! In his class, you either think, or sink!"
Kirk: I wasn't that bad, was I?
Mitchell: If I hadn't aimed that little blond technician at you...
Kirk: You what?! You...you planned that?
Mitchell: Well, you wanted me to think, didn't you? I outlined her whole campaign for her!
Kirk: I almost married her!
Mitchell: Better be good to me. I'm getting even better ideas here.