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    farscapefanuk

    [1]Feb 16, 2008
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    It appears that the Wraith have a sense of humour, according to the episode "the seer" (something which i was not expecting lol) so i thought we could explore this idea further and try to come up with some jokes of our own. It seems that the Wraith humour does need some work though but i liked the softer approach to the Wraith....
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    MajLorne

    [2]Feb 17, 2008
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    The wraith from 'Condemned' humorously stated how the chef "tasted better than the food he prepared for him".
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    AnneTeldy

    [3]Feb 17, 2008
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    MajLorne wrote:
    The wraith from 'Condemned' humorously stated how the chef "tasted better than the food he prepared for him".

    I believe the line you are looking for is: "Your previous chef unfortunately proved to be far more appetizing than the meals he prepared."

    Anne Teldy

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    MajLorne

    [4]Feb 17, 2008
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    lol well thanks, I didn't have the exact quote and recalled from memory
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    farscapefanuk

    [5]Feb 18, 2008
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    Ah there where go...a good Wraith joke...lets keep them coming.
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    OrigamiCat

    [6]Feb 19, 2008
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    how many wraith does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    answers on a postcard please
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    AnneTeldy

    [7]Feb 19, 2008
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    OrigamiCat wrote:
    how many wraith does it take to screw in a lightbulb? answers on a postcard please

    My answer is whited out here:

    Four. Todd to plan it. One to betray him and two to go kidnap McKay and make him do it for them.

    Anne Teldy

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    Finalsequel

    [8]Feb 19, 2008
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    AnneTeldy wrote:

    OrigamiCat wrote:
    how many wraith does it take to screw in a lightbulb? answers on a postcard please

    My answer is whited out here:

    Four. Todd to plan it. One to betray him and two to go kidnap McKay and make him do it for them.

    Anne Teldy



    That was pretty good.
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    MajLorne

    [9]Feb 19, 2008
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    As Teal'c and now Ronon? would say: "Indeed"
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    AnneTeldy

    [10]Feb 21, 2008
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    Here are some Wraith joke set-ups. I haven't come up with any punchlines yet, but maybe someone else can.

    1. Why did the Wraith cross the road?

    2. A Wraith, an Ancient, and a human walk into a bar....

    3. What did the Wraith say to the human?

    4. What did the human say to the Wraith?

    5. What's a Wraith's favorite __________?

    6. What's the difference between a Wraith and a __________?

    Anne Teldy

    Edited on 02/21/2008 11:54am
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    AnneTeldy

    [11]Feb 21, 2008
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    Okay, I thought of a punchline. It's whited out as before.

    What's the difference between a Wraith and an ex-wife?

    One tries to suck the life out of you and the other is an alien.

    No offense intended.

    Anne Teldy

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    Finweminya

    [12]Feb 21, 2008
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    AnneTeldy wrote:

    Okay, I thought of a punchline. It's whited out as before.

    What's the difference between a Wraith and an ex-wife?

    One tries to suck the life out of you and the other is an alien.

    No offense intended.

    Anne Teldy

    Hahahah! That was pretty good indeed!! XD
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    borghl

    [13]Feb 21, 2008
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    I was actually going to put:

    What's the difference between a Wraith and a woman (no offense intended)?

    Well, they both are pure evil, they both suck the life out of man, they both... wait, what was the question again?

    But seriously... I'm just kidding. (oxymoron?)
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    pwells01

    [14]Feb 21, 2008
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    Anne, you're creative
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    cholo_dude

    [15]Feb 22, 2008
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    borghl wrote:
    I was actually going to put:

    What's the difference between a Wraith and a woman (no offense intended)?

    Well, they both are pure evil, they both suck the life out of man, they both... wait, what was the question again?

    But seriously... I'm just kidding. (oxymoron?)


    Thats just awesome
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    Stargatefreak62

    [16]Feb 23, 2008
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    oh hahaha What did the wraith say to the human? "Being you sucks" (really bad and I think I stole that from someone else... so don't give me credit kaye?)
    Edited on 02/23/2008 11:56am
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    MajLorne

    [17]Feb 23, 2008
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    Lol that's good. It inspired me to make this one:

    Human: I just lost my family to a culling. My life sucks.

    Wraith: Yeah, tell me about it, I'm still hungry...[then turns to the human]

    Eh, work in progress..

    Edited on 02/23/2008 2:56pm
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    Stargatefreak62

    [18]Feb 23, 2008
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    hahahaha, that's good, I know someone was writing a fan fiction and it had a whole bunch of funny wraith jokes in it lol, I should try to find that again.

    Why did the wraith cross the road?

    To feed on the person that was chasing the chicken.

    .... *cracks up* that was so incredibly stupid... *laughs some more*
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    AnneTeldy

    [19]Feb 23, 2008
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    Stargatefreak62 wrote:
    Why did the wraith cross the road? To feed on the person that was chasing the chicken. .... *cracks up* that was so incredibly stupid... *laughs some more*

    Sometimes with humor stupid is good.

    Anne Teldy

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    Stargatefreak62

    [20]Feb 23, 2008
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    lol, maybe you're right.
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