(Sheppard, Ronon, Teyla and McKay are in a Jumper, having just finished scouting a planet as a possible location for an Alpha site)
Ronon: What the hell was that thing?
Teyla: It just appeared out of nowhere.
McKay: That shriek scared the crap out of me!
Sheppard: Kind of a...flying monkey.
McKay: Flying monkeys! What is this, the planet of Oz?
Teyla: It did appear to be leaping rather than flying.
Ronon: That was one hell of a leap!
Sheppard: I said it looked like a monkey, ya know hair, arms, legs-
McKay: And a beak.
Sheppard: It didn't have a beak!
McKay: Well, here I uploaded it!
(McKay gets his tablet out and shows Sheppard a blurry photo)
Sheppard: Oh, well that really clears things up!
McKay: Well, what do you expect? It was trying to kill me.
Ronon: What the hell is that thing?
Sheppard: We'll send a team of biologists down there, let them figure it out. Might be a good place for an Alpha site.
Teyla: The planet did seem suitable - good climate, abundant fruit and water - excellent choice for an offworld base.
McKay: Aside from the flying monkeys!
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