Stargate Atlantis Season 4 Episode 7

Teyla: Did you tell them anything?
Keller: They said they would kill you.
Teyla: You told them about Atlantis?!
Keller: No! I gave them a Gate address – an uninhabited planet – just to throw them off, buy us more time, like you said.

Keller: Look, I'm the first to admit I'm not very good at certain things. I'm not athletic, can't cook, and you don't even wanna hear me try to play the piano, but I do think I'm a pretty good judge of character and I know that you would never sacrifice an innocent man – not even if he was a complete stranger – to save yourself. Which means the only reason you would even suggest it would be because of me.
Teyla: I brought you here. This is my responsibility. If anything should happen to you ...
Keller: I signed up for this, all right? All of it. I may not have had any idea what I was getting into, but that makes me no different from anybody else on Atlantis.

Ronon: Hey. Did Teyla and Keller get back?
Sheppard: Haven't heard from them yet.
Ronon: They're late.
Sheppard: Doesn't sound like Teyla.
Ronon: No, it doesn't.
McKay: Well, she had that big feast last night. Maybe she did too much celebrating and needs to sleep it off.
(He smiles. Ronon looks at him.)
Ronon: Yeah, that sounds like Teyla.
(Rodney's smile fades.)

Teyla: Can you walk?
Keller: I don't even think he can stand.
Teyla: Very soon many more Bola Kai will be here.
Nabel: It's all right. I can walk.

Keller: I'm not afraid of challenges.
(Teyla looks at her, her eyebrows raised.)
Keller: I signed up to be Chief of Medicine on an expedition in a whole other galaxy. That's about as challenging as it gets. But eating gross food, sorry, but that's where I draw the line.
Teyla: Fair enough.

Teyla: If you are still seeking "intel," then you are wasting what few breaths you have remaining, so say, "thank you for saving me," and be done with this discussion.
(Nabel realizes from her expression that he had better do what she says.)
Nabel: Thank you for saving me.

Teyla: It was a rite of passage among my people. No food, no water, forced to survive on our own. None of us believed we could endure it but all of us did.
Keller: I went to summer camp. There were other kids; we had cabins – with beds ... and electricity ... and food.
Teyla: I see.
Keller: I didn't even make it three days. Got homesick; called my parents to come and get me.

Keller: It's just, I know they were very fond of Carson. I only hope to make half the impression he did.
(She picks up a large plastic container and puts it into a third bag. Teyla points to the contents of the container.)
Teyla: What are those?
Keller: Oh, lollipops – for the kids. Makes the check-ups go easier.
Teyla: You will make a wonderful impression.

Keller: (picking up her bags) I'm the idiot who overpacked, I should be the idiot carrying them.

Keller: Ibuprofen. Helps with the pain and swelling.
Teyla: Yes, Dr. McKay uses them frequently, along with antihistamines, antacids, motion-sickness pills…
Keller: You forgot the prescription I wrote him for restless-leg syndrome.

Sheppard: Shame!
Ronon: What is?
Sheppard: Cliff Robertson, the villain he played.
McKay: Very good. Shelley Winters?
Ronon: What the hell are you talking about?

Nabel: You're a doctor, a healer, not a killer.
Keller: You're right, I am a healer. But first I need something to heal. (shoots him in the knee with a gun)