Mitchell: Hey, Teal'c. Teal'c, I know your out there, buddy. I don't know what you think's going on here, but we're here to help. (gets shot at) Okay, that was a lie. And I feel terrible about it, I hate myself.
Teal'c: (over the radio) Why have you set a trap for me, Colonel Mitchell?
Mitchell: Trap? That's crazy talk, man. Why would we set a trap for you?