Jack: All we know for sure is that he's missing.
Sam: Sooner or later ...
Jack: Forget it! I'm not fallin' for it this time.
Sam: "Falling for it"?
Jack: Yeah! How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up – in one form or another. I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead. You hear that?! I'm not buyin' it! (they look for a response - get nothing.) What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, like, right now. (He and Sam look hopefully at the door - nothing still happens.) Waltzing ... now.