Gossip Universe.
The real problem with SGU is not the plot. It's not the premise or the actors or even the style or mood of the show. The real problem is the story lines they have been given. All of you SGU lovers (and yes, I'm not a lover, but I'd like to be) like to say its Adult: it's a drama, its not meant to be SG1. Cool, I agree with all of that in principle, but I'm 36yrs old, so I think I'm an adult and I don't see what is so adult about the show. Infidelity; boring Melrose Place crap. Night clubbing – not really an adult concept. I consider 18-25yr olds "young adults" and that is definitely the target audience. . The endless puerile use of kenos as shower cams and remote control cars – is pathetic. Now for some schooling; In BSG (I use BSG as everyone is comparing SGU with BSG) we saw genuine grieving, the sense of loss and confusion. The desperate struggle to survive, the birth of a new fragile human existence. Mystery, intrigue, love, betrayal, murder and fantastic effects – I clocked one BSG battle scene at over 6 minutes. And the finale is almost 15mins of nonstop exciting special effects. BSG isn't perfect, that's not my point, my point is that so far SGU has focused on PETTY turmoil and power strruggles (i dont see how Rush has a problem since he has the guns - unless we have a coup - pls - something exciting). Yes, we've had the big dramas for food, water, air, power – all of which were solved not by these people, but by the AI in Destiny (oh dear Andromeda flashback, my blood is curdling). These guys are being petty – political undertones of the IOC gaining control – what the? What possible gain could the IOC see for themselves? And then there's Lou Diamond Phillips – GO AWAY YOU BORE ME. I recall that scene where Jack Oniell is with Young and Young is crying about the fact that they have nothing and Jack is like – go get it, go fix it, just do it already. I feel like Jack – I'm looking at SGU the way Jack looked at Young – "you are being pathetic, grow up." The show needs to grow up and actually do something, anything, except bicker amongst themselves. I sympathise with Eli, i think Young is a moron, Rush has been purposefully obscured to make us think he's hiding something when we already know - he wants to ascend - he wants his wife back. He's a good guy and its too transparent a cloak to make us believe anything else (unless you're too dim to realise the devices they're using to make us distrust Rush) Christian boy - who cares, Chloe - what is she good for? Oh, Grier is it, he's alright? The only real anti-hero character on the show. Basically, you need audience sympathy for long term survival and they don't have a single character (not even Rush) that I would care if they lived or died. Take the Stargate out of Stargate Universe, today - i think the perfect name would have been Gossip Universe.