Stark Raving Mad Season 1 Episode 6

Ian: Am I crazy or are you gay?
Cesar: You're crazy!

Tess: What is that bar girl doing in my dress?
Maddie: Filling it out, honey.

Henry: Somehow I'll get blamed for all this...
Ian: Skull duggery.
Henry: Stop it!

Henry: I'm going to be black-listed thanks to you and your fish shananigans.
Ian: Shenanigans? Just come out and say it, Henry. You think I'm a hooligan, don't you? Up to some... up to some tom foolery.

Audrey: Would you care for some oysters? They just got shucked, the lucky devils.

Audrey: Now, what can we get you to drink?
Maddie: Boy, it's nice when someone asks me that for a change. I'm a bartender.
Audrey: In New York and we haven't met? You must be new.

Henry: Wow, it's flaming.
Ian: Yeah, and the cheese is on fire.

Jake: You must have really been out of it, you bought two of the same dress.
Jess: Usually I'm a size 4, but I'm hoping with all this throwing up I'll get into a size 2.

Henry: What's wrong with your phone?
Ian: It's keeps ringing.
Henry: It stops ringing when you answer it.
Ian: Also when you smash it with a hammer.