State of Mind Season 1 Episode 1

Mr. Petrovsky: I thought he would be a good fit.
Dr. LeCroix: Really? A good fit. Where? At the country club? Elementary school, Christmas! In what way did you think a boy who was regularly beaten and terrorized, who barely speaks English, who probably let himself be sodomized for a warm pair of socks and thought himself lucky, in what way did you think he would be a good fit?

Ann has just walked in on Donna and Phil
Ann: I wish you'd said, "Honey, what I need is a manipulative bleached blond couples therapist who fills her own emotional vacuum by preying on the needs of unhappy insecure and clueless men. A woman who cannot spell, let alone grasp psychotherapy- that's what I need." I would have liked that better.

Taj: You will have to find a new tenant.
Ann: I beg your pardon?
Taj: I said with you and Phil parting ways, we will need a new tenant. And you are in fact in charge of-
Ann: Wait. Let me say it, Taj. Even though my life is falling down around my ears, even though I might reasonably expect my colleagues to lighten my load at this point, you are now going to remind me that I am in charge of housing?! No problem. I'll find a tenant. And I'll make sure that the loss of Phil Ericksen, and your Thursday squash partner, will not inconvenience you too much!
Cordelia: If I were your wife, I'd stab you in your sleep.

Patient: You seem distracted.
Dr. Bellowes: No.
Patient: And now you're lying to me.
Dr. Bellowes: No, no, no. Not at all.
Look, this is not about me.
Patient: No kidding. One hour a week is about me, and even my therapist can't pay attention.

Dr. Bellowes: Sophia.
Patient: Dr. Bellowes, that's a handicapped space you're in.
Dr. Bellowes: Thank you. Okay. I'll see you inside.
Patient: Are you handicapped? Suddenly?
Dr. Bellowes: Not more than anyone else in this business.